Yahoo! Music UK has conducted a poll to discover what separated band the British public - that's you, probably - would most like to see reform. The winner: The Spice Girls.
The pop five-piece pulled in seventeen per cent of the vote, with Led Zeppelin coming second. Presumably the poll allowed acts to resurrect the dead, then.
In third were The Police. Samuel L Jackson likes 'em, I saw him on the TV at the weekend saying so. So they must be motherfucking good, yo.
Y!MUK editor Gareth Bellamy said: "The Spice Girls' music, like it or loathe it, has that amazing ability to transport the listener straight back to their heyday."
Whose heyday? My heyday? Soundtracked by Alice In Chains, that. Rumours concerning an actual Spice Girls reformation are still just that, rumours. If they ever do properly get back together, expect the Earth to split and for Satan himself to rise from the fiery depths and fuck each and every one of us in the arse before tossing us into the churning, flaming pit of his stomach. For, surely, such an event must equal the end of the world as we know it.
Or something bad, anyway.