Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

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by Mike Diver [Edit this content] ▾ 20 comments 13:27 December 20th, 2004

Courtney Love will spill the Francis Beans in a forthcoming autobiography, for which she is rumoured to have been offered an advance of $540,000.

Said advance will go towards the payment of her ever-growing debts and legal bills. An incident earlier this year saw her arrested for allegedly assaulting a fan at her own show.

Love has said that the book will contain "every dirty little secret".

That this news coincides with the release of a Nirvana box set is neither here nor there, right? The family of Love's late husband are concerned about the book, fearing that painful secrets may be revealed.

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Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

Go away, Courtney. No one cares anymore!

Jober | 20 Dec '04, 13:35 | X | Reply

Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

Boo, thought this was gonna be about Love - the band... :(

smilingcrazylady | 20 Dec '04, 13:38 | X | Reply

Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

Sigh. I feel sorry for the kid.

josh | 20 Dec '04, 13:41 | X | Reply

Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

Cuckoo!

mooseman | 20 Dec '04, 13:54 | X | Reply

Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

I can see it now:

"And as soon as I started doing drugs again and broke into my ex-boyfriend's house they took my daughter away. I didn't realise that I could make the situation worse by showing up late to that place...you know...the one with the stern faced woman who shouts and bangs a hammer....oh yeah and then I went on the Jay Leno show and took my top off...seem to do that alot in various places...wonder why they won't give me back my daughter when I threw bottles out of the window of my hotel room and I totally got them back by telling everyone I'd miscarried when I was chained to a stretcher and taken away. Now onto the next chapter for...for something...oh yeah there isn't a next chapter cos my careers over and I got nothing to write. I wonder if trying to bust out of this mental hospital they've locked me in, (code name for Rehab) for a year will help my cause anymore...worth a try, maybe the orderly's would like to see my saggy tits"

Psyche | 20 Dec '04, 16:55 | X | Reply

Re: Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

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cadd @Psyche | 20 Dec '04, 17:12 | X | Reply

Re: Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

And I feel sorry for your english teacher.

scarfo @cadd | 20 Dec '04, 17:30 | X | Reply

Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

I thought the post two above said leave Courtney Alan which prompted me to wonder Alan, Alan, who the fuck is Alan.?

Who was that by? Living next door to Alice that is, not Alan.

NotJesus | 20 Dec '04, 17:56 | X | Reply

Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

That's clever - but can you spell it in English?

Psyche | 20 Dec '04, 17:58 | X | Reply

Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

It was by this fat pervert called Roy"Chubby"Brown.

Psyche | 20 Dec '04, 18:14 | X | Reply

Re: Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

You've lost me here, psyche, what was ?

Scarfo, did you take that post seriously ?, aww.

cadd @Psyche | 20 Dec '04, 18:33 | X | Reply

Re: Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

That's the thing about asking for answers from a 'mystic'

Better not say anything, she'll be away making a doll and a pin as I speak, yawn.

cadd @cadd | 20 Dec '04, 19:43 | X | Reply

Re: Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

My mistake, Psych, thought that was aimed at me, sorry.

Wasn't it originally Smokie, wasn't RBrowns 'Who The Fuck Is Alice' ?

cadd @cadd | 20 Dec '04, 23:35 | X | Reply

Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

I was referring to "Living Next Door to Alice"
It was originally by a band called Smokie and then a fat ugly guy called Roy "Chubby" Brown who is about as funny as Robbie William's did a cover of it.
Not_fucking_funny.

Psyche | 21 Dec '04, 08:41 | X | Reply

Re: Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

Um, I think you'll find the above person was imitating Courtney's writing style - did you ever see the missives she used to send the NME?

Damian @scarfo | 21 Dec '04, 10:12 | X | Reply

Re: Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

It was an imitation of some of the people who post on boards relating to Miss Love. It all went horribly horrible, though. As someone asked me, how do people manage to type like that as a first choice, is it through text being their normal form of communication ?

cadd @Damian | 21 Dec '04, 18:45 | X | Reply