The Sun has reported that Wayne Rooney's bit of stuff Coleen McLoughlin is taking singing lessons with an eye (ear?) towards moving into the pop world.
The tabloids' favourite celebrity-for-no-good-reason-whatsoever has been receiving tuition from the person responsible for the 'talents' of the much-missed Atomic Kitten. A pal told the paper:
"Coleen is a natural. She loves singing and has recorded some tracks. She has a lot of time and money on her hands."
DiS can't wait. In the same way we can't wait for the sun to swell up, swallow the Earth and then die, becoming a small, dark thing. We're looking forward to it that much.
Plus, we're really bored today. Sorry...