Some of you might have been bored enough to stay in on Saturday and watch Steve Brookstein win ITV's X Factor show. Unlucky. Still, at least you can smirk in the knowledge that show losers G4 are already worth more than the eventual winner.
Irish judge Louis Walsh told a red-top rag that the poperatic four-piece will sign a deal with Sony worth more than the £1m Steve got for winning. Your mum will be pleased. They covered Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody', you know.
And should, probably, be shot for what they did to it.