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Rappers are, like, SO cool...

Rappers may look like smart guys on MTV Base, what with their fast cars and hip-hop honeys and all, but the truth is that they're dumb.

Ja Rule - you know, the one that looks like a mouse - has been charged with assault following a fracas in a Toronto nightclub last month. He entered a no plea in court and has been released on $4,000 bail. Oh, and he's not allowed to touch booze whilst he's in Toronto. Bad boy.

One rapper that's already in the clink, Shyne, has recorded a 'dis' rap about 50 Cent. When will these boys learn to get along? Anyway, he's pissed because Fiddy apparently slagged him off whilst also trying to sign him to his G-Unit label. Fiddy recorded his own 'dis' rap - mentioning both Shyne and Lil' Kim - sometime earlier at a New York radio station. Blah blah whatever...

Shyne is serving a ten-year sentence for being bad boy (he was involved in a 1999 shooting in New York), but has somehow landed a deal with Def Jam. They will release his second album, 'Godfather Buried Alive', next month. I don't suppose it'll crop up on Fiddy's birthday list.

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

I'm sure the townie/RnB types on this site will be pleased.... now if they can just learn to write they could say what they think.

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

"Ja Rule - you know, the one that looks like a mouse" genius.

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Townies can't operate computers. Everyone knows that. It's the jewellery. It prevents accurate typing.

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my mistake

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

ahhh... why do we bother soo much about the townie/RnB types when we are just soo happy and secure with our cheesy pop and every other genre we have pinched.

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

Guns don't kill people...rappers do.

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

um, who's Fiddy?

also, "Guns don't kill people...rappers do." I like it

GLC are the best, although i hate rap/hiphop/crap, weird no?

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ah, now i get it...fiddy/fifty

silly americans

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

Poncey half-arsed indie music is well better

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

Although I personally agree with it and found this article amusing. The mouse comment especially. I can't help thinking that some people out there might think Mike Driver is belittling the entire Rap genre?

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GLC are 'the best' because they are NME's latest darlings and token 'Urban' act, they'll probably appear in next weeks poster pull-out alongside Pete Doherty.

GLC's album will be just above Outkast's latest album in every Indie kid's cd rack. Bless.

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Ja Rule looks like a mouse, yes, but sounds like a seal.

Maybe we should cross-breed a mouse and a seal and see if it makes better records.

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

has anyone seen a show on mtv called Pimp My Ride?

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oooh yes...particularly like the one where the hysterical girl gets a massage seat...

what an excuse for a programme. i can't remember the last time i saw a music video on MTV.

oh, actually, yeah i can. It was a late night vid-off, where you're supposed to think 'Guns n Roses vs. The Pixies' is a fight worth staging. i got to see 'Debaser', though, which was nice.

But yeah, Pimp My Ride. Did they actually make more than two episodes?

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

so why waste your entire few minutes watching what is a poor excuse for a programme, er .... maybe flick a channel or two, you do realise you don't have to watch eeh....everything as not everything is actually made to your individual taste buds, lighten up with some positivity which means ignoring what you consider to be others shortcomings, I'm sure you're soooo perfect, you wouldn't jump at the chance of making a few quid jst in the name of presenting what is to you, a crap excuse for a programme, yeah... right!

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ahahahaha
she speaketh the TRUTH!

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Who is 'Mike Driver'?

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

i actually like that show.....wierd no?

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It's not that weird... I like Wife Swap

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

I have a question in evry body's profile on my buddy list ( aol) it all says rip biggie........who's biggie? i knwo he is osme kind of rapper..............

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I am but a fool Mr Diver., :)

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

yeh the deceased kind

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

what i love about rappers and r'n'b types is on Cribs (MTV)the all use phrase's like

off the hook
cheak out my ride
yhall
ect..
makes me larf!!! why do they talk like it, you dont see indie, rock types speaking like prats!

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Have you ever seen a fucking interview with that him from Razorlight? Few people come over as a bigger prick and speak more shit than him currently

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and izzle, when people add izzele at the end of everything it gets on my nerves but as far as good rap goes i love the streets

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

Dude, we have to learn that American Rap Stars are a product of their environment. They struggled to make it out of the 'ghetto' and when they did it all went to their heads. For example - every American rap star (Fiddy and G Unit, Jah Rule, Jay Z etc) has sold out, endorsing everything from coke to trainers. why? because the powers that be see someone the 'kids can relate to' in these artists. Personally i don't care who is in the new coke advert, if i am in need of refreshment or a mixer for my bacardi i'll buy coke, not because some poor excuse for an emcee told me to.

Anyway sod em. sod em all, they deserve to be violated, with long fiery sticks for making music that literally deflicates on our ears when listened to, I mean Jah Rule = a shit rapper who can't even sell out properly, he is destined to produce second rate RnB for the rest of his life and that should be his punishment.

If artists are looking for recognition then why not produce some decent hip hop music by adhering to the cultures main principle of invention. To get ahead in the rap game one should try to be better than their rivals the likes of Jah and Fiddy. Try going back to the roots of the movement and using breaks and samples rather than producing primary school beats and loops in the studio. I mean with all that equipment they have at their fingertips you think they could come up with something a little better than 'Always on time', or 'P.I.M.P'.

Go and check out the Madvillian album to see how hip hop should be made. Failing that avoid any chart 'hip hop' because its not hip hop, thats an insult to the term hip hop. Its Rap music and shit rap music at that.

Remember if Fiddy really was a P.I.M.P he'd be taking pride in his product, rather than selling crappy trainers.

Rappers are, like, SO cool...


Hmm, interesting... I was thinking the other day during my lunch break about the hip hop and capitalism link...

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

if u wanna hear good hip hop check out anythin on anticon, but the best are clouddead and sage francis, original and intelligent

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i agree, more power to the underground, screw fiddy and his minions.

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suppose u've never heard of slang then!

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are you sure they all actually come from the ghetto or is that the marketing? think about it before you go off on lenghty explanations as though you know your facts. Let me re-phrase you only know what your told because it is comfortable and fits in perfectly with your stereotypes and prejudices and it sells. The hilarious thing is that you keep an eye on their every move every bahaviour, every word they utter, how they utter it, etc being so over judgemental but they don't bother to do the same with your types, I wonder who is bitter! just relax and if you love yourself and your type that much to the point that you think you are better than other types of people like you obviously do trust me nothing that anyone who is different from you does will ever matter so much!

Rappers are, like, SO cool...

are you sure they all actually come from the ghetto or is that the marketing? think about it before you go off on lenghty explanations as though you know your facts. Let me re-phrase you only know what your told because it is comfortable and fits in perfectly with your stereotypes and prejudices and it sells. The hilarious thing is that you keep an eye on their every move every bahaviour, every word they utter, how they utter it, etc being so over judgemental but they don't bother to do the same with your types, I wonder who is bitter! just relax and if you love yourself and your type that much to the point that you think you are better than other types of people like you obviously do trust me nothing that anyone who is different from you does will ever matter so much!

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Ch-ch-check this out.

Given an opportunity any man would do the same and sell his name for the millions of dollars that comes fom the new brand of footwear or soft drink, but it takes a bigger, better artist to realise that its not about fame, its about the music, or it should be.

Herein is where the difference lies.

An 'artist' is capable of realising that the music is what he is famous for, not for his face. The perception that he is actually famous for his actions and not his product is unfounded.

I can repect the man that makes a shit load of money from selling himself to the highest bidder, he has entrepenuerial skills... but at the same time i don't think it should all be about how much money you have. If thats truly what someone wants then fair play to them, I wish them all the sucess in the world but i'm not going to try and justify it for them.
It just seems that sometimes as the money rolls in the music seems to suffer, just look at the WuTang back catalogue, is Iron Flag anywhere near as dark and inventive as 36 Chambers?

Will 'Uzi (pinky ring)' change as many peoples perceptions of hip hop as say 'C*R*E*A*M' or 'Bring the rukus'?

Have any of Jah Rule's releases been about anything other than bentleys, diamonds and loui vitton suitcases?


as for the 'lengthy explanations' dig, hey man, i can accept that peoples opinons are different to my own and i can even being to understand them when they express their views coherently but You my friend seem a little to caught up in 'the game' as it were.

You call me bitter and over judgemental but these i am not. I like hip hop music, good hip hop music. I don't pay attention to people like 50cent, P Diddy and Jah rule because i have no desire to listen to them or their music. Furthermore i don't 'keep an eye on their every move every behaviour, every word they utter, how they utter it, etc' because to me their expressions have no immediacy, no impact and no musical merit, i can't relate to it. Why should i listen or even pay attention when they are offering me no more information than what size rims to have on my car, or whats the most over expensive champagne to drink?

I'm the first to admit i AM jealous of the lifestyle they lead, but who isn't...?

Contrary to your beliefs, i do not 'love myself' and i do not think i'm 'better' than these rappers, i just believe that when given that much scope and coverage an influential star could promote bigger issues, like equality and peace over pepsi and reebok.

You yourself are obviously bitter and have jumped so quickly to fufill the acusations you posted for me. You and 'Your types', as you so elequantly put it, should try to understand the people that you are so angry at for not understanding you, otherwise no one can ever begin to understand each other.

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