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David Blaine: D'you think the sun shines out of your a$$?

Dear Mr Blaine,

What do you think you're gonna show by starving your wealth-fattened body in a plastic box where everyone can see you? You say you want to 'prove what the human body can endure, prove if one man can live on water alone' blah blah blah. Well guess what, people have been proving that, every day in their REAL LIVES for a long time. That they can endure much greater hardship than you. Men have starved in the jungle, delirious with fever, while being chased by guys with machine guns. Women have starved themselves in the desert so they could make sure to provide their babies with food. They've had to watch as those babies still died anyway. And even after that, they still survived. This has been going on for hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands of years!

Will David Blaine be making any money off this stunt? Of course. And fame, notoriety, publicity. Do the people in Afghanistan get any of these benefits? Is he doing this for charity or protest? Will Mr Blaine share any of his pointless attention with them? Not likely.

So: you with your silver spoon-fed Western utopian upbringing. You wanna show how you can test the limits of human endurance? Go to the Republic of Congo and live with a family who has to move every few weeks to keep off the constantly shifting tribal border, out of the gunsights of the crazy militants who want to kill them. Go to the inner city of Detroit and try to survive on the streets with no money and no home. Go to your own London and live UNDER a bridge rather than over it. Just try to survive as the majority of the humans on this earth have to live for their whole lives.

You wouldn't last a bloody week.

David Blaine: D'you think the sun shines out of your a$$?

Laurie Parker is a very angry lady. With reason I guess.

Somebody's got to shoot him down at some point... no?

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Wouldn't it be funny if we got a huge banner that said YOUR DOG DIED! and walked around underneath him...

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funnier still if we killed his dog and winched it's corpse up alongside him.

I'd DIE with laughter.

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If he was truly an artist he'd stay in that box for 44 years because he's an arrogant idiot with no understanding of anything but his own ego.

He's got Primo Levi's Concentration Camp number tattooed on his arm. Primo committed suicide because he couldn't live with the memory of the being the only member of his family to survive Auschwitz.

The man deserves to be starved to death. I'm looking forward to the hallucinations in about, ooh, ten days time now.

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Hey,

Ok, some of you might think he is a prick and all. However, don't you think you should cut him some slack? We all make money by doing things that other people could never get the chance to do, we are all guilty of taking things for granted....so chill out. Surely if you do hate him as much as you say you do you would welcome his attempt to push himself to the brink of death?

Don't get me wrong, I don't love the guy, but he does show what the human body can endure. He makes people think about the fact that others have to put up with this as a way of life. He is doing something different, as fans of alternative music as I assume you are by reading DIS- don't you approve of people that take a break from the norm?

I don't know, i reckon there are people that are worse people out there than David Blane, and better causes to get worked up about.

Then again, thats just my opinion.

David Blaine: D'you think the sun shines out of your a$$?

Oh, what a load of sanctimonious crap. I'm sure the last thing on the mind of anyone who's actually starving is the fact that an American magician is performing some pointless stunt. Fuck off and take your pathetic bourgeois guilt-complex and hypocritical self-serving moralising with you, you whining juvenile twerp.

(Of course, a better way to attack the stunt would be to point out how unutterably dull the idea of some idiot sitting in a box for a month is. What puzzles me is that everyone seems so ready to believe Blaine will really be going without food for 44 days... I mean, he's a magician, for heaven's sake: nobody believes David Copperfield can actually fly, do they?)

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And a very sensible opinion at that. In saying that, I can see Lauries point of view as well and where she is coming from. The whole stunts side of David I don't really get, I understand he wants to push the boundaries although I feel there is more to his reasoning for doing it then he lets on. When push comes to shove, the man is a great magician (although not as good as Penn & Teller) and it seems nearly all magicians have issues of one kind or another. He is the next in the great magic cirlces lines of intrigue.

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i agree with most of that, although I think your assessment of Levi's suicide is a bit simplistic. I dont really buy the years-after-trauma-and-working-life-nazis-take-another-victim line.

Yes, the man deserves to be starved to death, and that actually would be entertaining. when he promises to kill himself live on the internet he can have some of my attention. until then, i hope no-one lets him out, and he has to survive by drinking his own urine.

Maybe the best plan's to ignore him and hope that, starved of attention, he finally does offer to kill himself.

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Well said!!!
Instead of wasting your time writing this article, why don't you go off flying food parcels to the needy or something.
hippy.

David Blaine: D'you think the sun shines out of your a$$?

David Blaine is totally overrated? He is totally messed up in the head. I don't exactly know why he feels the need to constantly attention seek, but, frankly, i'm sick of it.

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a good point was made.
also, even if he is for real, the water he claims to be living on is being fed through a drip. you can't put just water direct into the blood stream, it'll go all manky like. it has to have nutrients in it. so he's not not eating.

also the assumption that everyone cares would be a silly one. people will forget, and nothing will be different. i don't think heroes exist anymore do they?
it's like you can't imagine any of today's bands being as celebrated as Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd (etc) are, equally i doubt people will, 20 years down the line, see monsieur blaine as a Houdini equal.

shazam.

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while you could interpret Laurie's rather finely crafted rant as a "how can you not eat your greens when there's kids starving in Africa" kind of thing (i didn't, by the way)... the fact remains that Blaine's stunt being hyped up as a "journey into the centre of human suffering" (or whatever other bullshit it's being called) is a smack in the face to millions of people who go through REAL suffering every day of their lives.

it's a grotesque statement that tells people who have a pittance to live on and little to eat that Blaine can copy the conditions they live in - but get paid millions for it.

now Mr Captain Tact, i suggest you go and fuck off, and take that sad, small-minded, say-nothing cynicism with you. that way we're left with people who actually, y'know.. care about stuff.

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I think it's misguided to acknowledge this for anything more than an (admittedly original) extravagent money-making publicity stunt.

I wouldn't waste your time arguing. You could be on the Thames throwing dead chickens at Blaine.

David Blaine: D'you think the sun shines out of your a$$?

Funny, we were suggesting in the pub the other night that for his next trick he should seal himself into a giant glass cage in ethiopia with lots of food and pig himself silly for 40 days...

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I don't hate HIM himself. I just think it's really insulting to history and to all the people living in abject poverty and starvation all over the world for him to swan around like he's doing something revolutionary. And make loads of money off it.

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If he DOES die, then we'll regret it, because you know as well as I do that he IS the Devil. If he's released from his human form, all Hell is gonna break loose... literally.

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he wont die, i bet the soo called water he is receiving is filled with nutrients and all that malarky that will keep u alive no problem

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and then the Blainists will come get us ;D

He made another cameo in South Park last week. Christoper Reeve assembled a council of evil supervillans, and he was there :D

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Whatever dude! What makes your 'fuck off' message to me any less sanctimonious than my article? You don't know me, you don't know to say if I'm being hypocritical. Besides, what says juvenile: the people throwing stuff at the guy's box or the people articulating why he's full of shit?

I think the language you used here makes it pretty clear who the 'whining juvenile twerp' is.

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What, the only whining juvenile twerp? ;)

Naw, you're alright like. :P

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I hate him. Blaine, not Superman. His eyes... they're everywhere.

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I was referring purely to the hypocrisy in the article itself (ie, attacking Blaine for using serious issues for his own self-aggrandisement while doing exactly the same thing). And the people who threw stuff at the box were being *childish*, which is far more excusable than being juvenile. Really, the reaction was just what the article deserved. Bye.

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Let's all be friends, kids.
Nobody is actually disputing David Blaine is an absolute gay after all.

Neil, you really are Tom's best mate aren't ya!
Even talk like him. Petal!

David Blaine: D'you think the sun shines out of your a$$?

9pm. Friday Night. Laser pointers or flash cameras. use them at the appointed time.

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No I meant, 'Am I the only one who didn't make sense of your nonsensical, illiterate gibberings'.

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What?? I'm still confused... mine or Captain Tact's??

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It's not tactful to attack articles about publicity stunts for being hypocritical. And i bet you ain't a real captain.

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...me & my big mouth...

i wouldn't say i was his best friend (though you'd have to ask him). i'm just up his arse 'cos he's better than me & stuff. i was just a bit peeved that someone was trying to make a passionate point, and they just got met with cynicism.

plus... noone should *ever* pay attention to posts/emails i send straight after coming home from work. they all make me sound like a bitter & twisted psycho. sorry about that...

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Ah, the man Blaine's turned into a bit of a buffoon, hence only watching his Bo Selecta counterpart anymore. I didn't realise he was billing this as some sort of insight into the human ability to adapt to suffering or something or other, but if he is, that makes him more of a gimp.

It's all just hype at the end of the day, selling a TV show... and we all know TV shows are just pointless interuptions between commercial breaks to TV companies.

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Future, I think you are the only one.

David Blaine: rant

I like David Blaine. There, I've said it. Having said that, I fail to see the point in his latest stunt. But to anyone who says it's about the money, look... David Blaine could be in Faberge Eggs for the rest of his life if he just stuck to his street magic, so the truth is a little more complex than that.

As for the whole 'disrespect to third world' thing... come on. Don't be ridiculous. Start with politicians on that one. Not an illusionist. There are so many people who do so much bad in the world. Not just politicians, but the idiots that the average person deals with in their office/ school/ college every day. Thousands upon thousands of people are bigger candidates for your scorn over what's wrong with the world than David Blaine.

Personally, I judge people by whether they put something back. If life gives you a good break, you can afford to put something back - be it some of your time, money, whatever. I wouldn't be surprised if I found that David Blaine does, but of course all celebrities are in that trap - talk about it and people have a pop, say nothing and people think you're just in it for yourself. He can't win, but fortunately I suspect he doesn't care.

In another thread, someone suggested chucking stuff at him (yes, that makes YOU a better person than him then doesn't it?) and another suggested using laser pointers. Of course, being from the States that'll probably make him think a sniper is targetting him. Hilarious, I'm sure you'll agree. For anyone considering going down and making his life a misery today, why not take the 20 minutes you were going to waste on that and do something good with it instead?

Cheers,
Damian.

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Hi Damian--

Thanks for a rational and intelligent response. You make a good point--there are PLENTY of other people who are just as bad/way WAY worse. If you check some of my other articles here or other things I've written on the web elsewhere, you'll find that I rant about lots of people doing this kind of thing. I have very strong feelings about this issue, and coming from America (where the media just sugar-coats or ignores everything that has to do with the pain the rest of the world lives in) I feel it's REALLY important to speak out publicly when I think someone's full of shit.

I just think David Blaine is making himself the perfect example of ignorant, arrogant Western self-absorption. Almost to the point where he parodies it. I just really don't think it's fair for someone to specifically make money and fame from doing something that millions of other people die because of through no fault (or choice) of their own.

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People who have died while starving themselves in protest over the years lasted longer than 44 days, even without the water drip and it's nutrients. He isn't really proving anything except how gullible and uninformed this country is.

Ice Cream

1.Firstly, it doesn't overtly bother me if someone wants to fuck themselves up in some desperate attempt to secure a few more fickle column inches. He's a good magician, but he's not particularly funny or charismatic... all that's left to do is stunts, I guess.<p>2.Having had to drive in the Tower Bridge area for work in the last wekk and a half, I wish he'd done it in the middle of the f**king country, because all the rubbernecking eejuts have made that whole area one big solid jam. Perhaps TFL should sue hime for compensation (or require him to pay a fat 'congestion' charge)<p>3.What I did hear, which made me proud, was people deliberataly eating their Haagen Dazs in view of him, pointing at it, making a right meal of it... made me proud to be British hearing about such sterling piss-taking.. though actually trying to fuck up his stunt with laser pointers (and some people have had larger lasers that could actually hurt him if they got him in the eye)... well that's the side of this country I despise, the country of envious celebrity obsessed losers who ain't ever gonna amount to much so they revel in anyone successful falling from grace.

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So... you're suggesting we should get into a semantic argument about what is precisely the right level of cruelty to inflict? Ice cream - good. Lasers - bad. Righto.

How about if (as I suggested in another thread) ANYONE planning to go down there just to make a nuisance of themselves took the bit of time they were going to spend on that and went and did something positive with it instead?

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Fair enough point. It was my impression that the ice-cream people were some of the many tourists/locals-going-for-a-walk who frequent the area who'd scored an ice cream at either the stall on the south side of Blackfriars Bridge or the Haagen Dazs shop next to the Tower Of London and were being opportunists when they took the piss. Anyone with a laser pointer has blatantly made a point of bringing it from home and has therefore made a point of coming all the way to Tower Bridge JUST to see David Blaine and shine it in his face (it's not the sort of thing one routinely carries around with you on a day out)... and that does exhibit a certain negativity. It's more of a case of opportunist piss taking good (and funny), pre-meditated piss taking bad (and invariably unfunny)

Re: Ice Cream

Well justified. I'll let you off!

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Too right mate!

I mean, does nobody realise that Emile Heskey's been doing fuck all in a box for 4 years now?!!

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and Richey Edwards of course.

*pats box*

there there, Richey.

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ha...good goal on saturday

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one man starving himself by choice to make millions
millions starving without a choice

blaine being flashmobbed tonight

http://www.flashblaine.co.uk/

even Richard and Judy mentioned it tonight. 7:44. details above.

sean

The mysterious world of david blaine

As a general piss take of david blaine, here is a tune dedicated to him.....

http://www.dynamicwave.freeserve.co.uk/ldb/ldb_-_Mysterious_World_of_David_Blaine.mp3

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