David Blaine: D'you think the sun shines out of your a$$?
What do you think you're gonna show by starving your wealth-fattened body in a plastic box where everyone can see you? You say you want to 'prove what the human body can endure, prove if one man can live on water alone' blah blah blah. Well guess what, people have been proving that, every day in their REAL LIVES for a long time. That they can endure much greater hardship than you. Men have starved in the jungle, delirious with fever, while being chased by guys with machine guns. Women have starved themselves in the desert so they could make sure to provide their babies with food. They've had to watch as those babies still died anyway. And even after that, they still survived. This has been going on for hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands of years!
Will David Blaine be making any money off this stunt? Of course. And fame, notoriety, publicity. Do the people in Afghanistan get any of these benefits? Is he doing this for charity or protest? Will Mr Blaine share any of his pointless attention with them? Not likely.
So: you with your silver spoon-fed Western utopian upbringing. You wanna show how you can test the limits of human endurance? Go to the Republic of Congo and live with a family who has to move every few weeks to keep off the constantly shifting tribal border, out of the gunsights of the crazy militants who want to kill them. Go to the inner city of Detroit and try to survive on the streets with no money and no home. Go to your own London and live UNDER a bridge rather than over it. Just try to survive as the majority of the humans on this earth have to live for their whole lives.
You wouldn't last a bloody week.
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David Blaine: D'you think the sun shines out of your a$$?
Somebody's got to shoot him down at some point... no?
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I'd DIE with laughter.
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He's got Primo Levi's Concentration Camp number tattooed on his arm. Primo committed suicide because he couldn't live with the memory of the being the only member of his family to survive Auschwitz.
The man deserves to be starved to death. I'm looking forward to the hallucinations in about, ooh, ten days time now.
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Ok, some of you might think he is a prick and all. However, don't you think you should cut him some slack? We all make money by doing things that other people could never get the chance to do, we are all guilty of taking things for granted....so chill out. Surely if you do hate him as much as you say you do you would welcome his attempt to push himself to the brink of death?
Don't get me wrong, I don't love the guy, but he does show what the human body can endure. He makes people think about the fact that others have to put up with this as a way of life. He is doing something different, as fans of alternative music as I assume you are by reading DIS- don't you approve of people that take a break from the norm?
I don't know, i reckon there are people that are worse people out there than David Blane, and better causes to get worked up about.
Then again, thats just my opinion.
David Blaine: D'you think the sun shines out of your a$$?
(Of course, a better way to attack the stunt would be to point out how unutterably dull the idea of some idiot sitting in a box for a month is. What puzzles me is that everyone seems so ready to believe Blaine will really be going without food for 44 days... I mean, he's a magician, for heaven's sake: nobody believes David Copperfield can actually fly, do they?)
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Yes, the man deserves to be starved to death, and that actually would be entertaining. when he promises to kill himself live on the internet he can have some of my attention. until then, i hope no-one lets him out, and he has to survive by drinking his own urine.
Maybe the best plan's to ignore him and hope that, starved of attention, he finally does offer to kill himself.
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Instead of wasting your time writing this article, why don't you go off flying food parcels to the needy or something.
hippy.
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also, even if he is for real, the water he claims to be living on is being fed through a drip. you can't put just water direct into the blood stream, it'll go all manky like. it has to have nutrients in it. so he's not not eating.
also the assumption that everyone cares would be a silly one. people will forget, and nothing will be different. i don't think heroes exist anymore do they?
it's like you can't imagine any of today's bands being as celebrated as Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd (etc) are, equally i doubt people will, 20 years down the line, see monsieur blaine as a Houdini equal.
shazam.
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it's a grotesque statement that tells people who have a pittance to live on and little to eat that Blaine can copy the conditions they live in - but get paid millions for it.
now Mr Captain Tact, i suggest you go and fuck off, and take that sad, small-minded, say-nothing cynicism with you. that way we're left with people who actually, y'know.. care about stuff.
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I wouldn't waste your time arguing. You could be on the Thames throwing dead chickens at Blaine.
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He made another cameo in South Park last week. Christoper Reeve assembled a council of evil supervillans, and he was there :D
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I think the language you used here makes it pretty clear who the 'whining juvenile twerp' is.
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Naw, you're alright like. :P
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Nobody is actually disputing David Blaine is an absolute gay after all.
Neil, you really are Tom's best mate aren't ya!
Even talk like him. Petal!
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i wouldn't say i was his best friend (though you'd have to ask him). i'm just up his arse 'cos he's better than me & stuff. i was just a bit peeved that someone was trying to make a passionate point, and they just got met with cynicism.
plus... noone should *ever* pay attention to posts/emails i send straight after coming home from work. they all make me sound like a bitter & twisted psycho. sorry about that...
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It's all just hype at the end of the day, selling a TV show... and we all know TV shows are just pointless interuptions between commercial breaks to TV companies.
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As for the whole 'disrespect to third world' thing... come on. Don't be ridiculous. Start with politicians on that one. Not an illusionist. There are so many people who do so much bad in the world. Not just politicians, but the idiots that the average person deals with in their office/ school/ college every day. Thousands upon thousands of people are bigger candidates for your scorn over what's wrong with the world than David Blaine.
Personally, I judge people by whether they put something back. If life gives you a good break, you can afford to put something back - be it some of your time, money, whatever. I wouldn't be surprised if I found that David Blaine does, but of course all celebrities are in that trap - talk about it and people have a pop, say nothing and people think you're just in it for yourself. He can't win, but fortunately I suspect he doesn't care.
In another thread, someone suggested chucking stuff at him (yes, that makes YOU a better person than him then doesn't it?) and another suggested using laser pointers. Of course, being from the States that'll probably make him think a sniper is targetting him. Hilarious, I'm sure you'll agree. For anyone considering going down and making his life a misery today, why not take the 20 minutes you were going to waste on that and do something good with it instead?
Cheers,
Damian.
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Thanks for a rational and intelligent response. You make a good point--there are PLENTY of other people who are just as bad/way WAY worse. If you check some of my other articles here or other things I've written on the web elsewhere, you'll find that I rant about lots of people doing this kind of thing. I have very strong feelings about this issue, and coming from America (where the media just sugar-coats or ignores everything that has to do with the pain the rest of the world lives in) I feel it's REALLY important to speak out publicly when I think someone's full of shit.
I just think David Blaine is making himself the perfect example of ignorant, arrogant Western self-absorption. Almost to the point where he parodies it. I just really don't think it's fair for someone to specifically make money and fame from doing something that millions of other people die because of through no fault (or choice) of their own.
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How about if (as I suggested in another thread) ANYONE planning to go down there just to make a nuisance of themselves took the bit of time they were going to spend on that and went and did something positive with it instead?
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I mean, does nobody realise that Emile Heskey's been doing fuck all in a box for 4 years now?!!
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*pats box*
there there, Richey.
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millions starving without a choice
blaine being flashmobbed tonight
even Richard and Judy mentioned it tonight. 7:44. details above.
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