Make sense of this: The Sun reports that Scarlett Johansson is to release a record, entitled Scarlett Sings Tom Waits.
Which, we assume, is a covers record. But assumptions are there to be shattered, of course. There is a ridiculously tenuous link between Tom Waits and Johansson: the gravel-voiced singer performed at the wedding of Spike Jonze and Sophie Coppola in 1999, and Coppola later directed Johansson in Lost In Translation. What? I've just been reading IMDB.com? You got me...
Anyway, the red-top reports that Johansson's singing voice is whispery, which would suit the songs of Mr Waits just fine, we reckon. More news to follow as and when we have it, and if it's, like, interesting.
sounds sexy.
ladies and gentlemen.....
my future wife.
hottest girl on the planet
in lost in translation
dear lord
NO
but yes,
she is hott.
TWO T'S.
Two whats?
...
I would like to hear her sing Tom Traubert's Blues. Y'know, after we had sex an all.
I'd like her to sing
going out west as we had sex
I know she's a fan, but this could end up a new level of wrongness
this also ruins my chances completely
I was intending to chat her up by talking about Tom Waits but if she does this it could make him really popular and everyone will be able to spout some shite about him in Down By law or that b-side or whatever.
DAMN THE WORLD
going out west?!
whilst getting your end away, you'd like her to sing;
"I don't need no make up
I got real scars
I got hair on my chest
...
Well my friends think I'm ugly
I got a masculine face
...
I'm gonna change my name
To Hannibal or maybe
Just Rex"
it takes all sorts, i suppose
I bet she looks good with her shirt off though
i have her version of 'Summertime' on my computer...
it ain't too bad actually.
her voice is quite good. dunno how much production went into it though, and she seems to be putting on some kind of marilyn monroe voice.
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P.S.
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WTF?
& again, WTF?
I think her 'Marilyn Monroe' voice
is because she hasn't got the 'breath' of a professional singer and rather runs out of puff at the end of some lines. That said, it's a decent cover version and this project sounds interesting.
Feel free to insert Johansson 'breaths' joke here...
My fear would be
That she'll do all the boho, pre-swordfishtrombone stuff, which i don't really rate (except for nighthawks at the diner).
Women keep on covering Time and it's always really fucking lame. It needs a voice that sounds really, really lived in; Tori Amos couldn't cut it and neither could Kathryn Williams - so if she does that it's bound to be awful as well...
she should do;
hoist that rag
eyeball kid
kommienzuspat
shake it
frank's wild years
trouble's braids
big black maria
earth died screaming
singapore
but she'll do the torch songs, and it'll be drab - betcha.
Imagine if she sang just like Tom Waits
...would you fancy her then? I'd like to hear her rendition of "Heart Attack & Vine"
I'd rather fuck Tom Waits
while reciting Scarlett's lines from 'Ghost World'.
Er...hang on...
!
Would you believe I've listening to the Lost In Translation Soundtrack right now.
Well...for the 925 time anyway.
I bet it'd be great having sex to music.
Kommienezuspadt?
No chance. We'll be lucky if she's edgy enough to do Alice
man, she's so fine
so so fine