What a dick.

marry me.

Doesn't make me want to cut my wrists and be depressed.

stroppy shits anyway.
This man has no case.
(And his band are shit)

his problem is he knows his own audience is 35 year old blokes in footy tops who never got over Oasis at Knebworth or the first time they necked a bean and heard Screamadelica.
the idea that other bands have audiences that'll still be alive by the time their third album comes out must get his goat a bit.

Emo = shit

if you play spy vs spy backwards you hear the sound of edward scissorhands weeping and telling you to cut yourself.

It'll be in the Mail by next week...

Thinking about the most cheerful emo songs evah - i'd go with either 'sweet avenue' by jets to brazil or rival schools' 'good things'. Both of which wee all over kasabian...

that despite all their John Was A Scientist's, and monkeys, and LSD, Kasabian will never write anything as bonkers as that new My Chemical Romance song.

i started off angry, and by the end, you had done all the ranting i needed to.
it was a journey.

also: "You've been brought up well by your parents, so don't sit around in your bedroom cutting your wrists. "

yes. everybody has a fantastic family.

you've made my day. Ta.
Theres really nothing else that can be said about such a ridiculous outburst. I wonder if any charities/bodies/people with a modicum of intellect will formulate any kind of response to this in the media?
It'd be nice to see the uneducated twat get his comeuppance in print, and not just from the usual sources (ie, DiS!)

Kasabian are fucking cancer.

Emo-a-go-go!
Thank god for people like Tom, bringing people together and advocating drug use because it's the only way to listen to his band without wanting to eat glass.

take cocaine like we do

much as i loathe and detest emo with every bone in my body, i'd still grudgingly take MCR over Kasabian.

much as i loathe and detest Kasabian with every bone in my body, i'd still grudgingly take them over MCR

this man has reached an unimaginable level of idiocy. Great article though, I just hope Kasabian read it.

.....from the knobhead who makes the Oasis boys seem polite and accepting. Not a huge fan of Kasabian, and their bile spouting BS is not enduring me to them any more.

Jets to Brazil is emo? Say it isn't so. I'd like to keep the album, really.

Glassjaw, Bright Eyes and Elliott Smith...
and i am a depressed person.
it makes perfect sense.

diver. rant. ever.

'Cos their geography is shit.

Leicester in 'the North'? You cannot be serious.

You may have ruined pro evo 5 but you'll never ruin emo!!!!!!!

like me a bad name

the most ignorant band ever in the history of music.

...people with an ounce of common sense understand that emos and the music which spawned them are hilarious.

emos can't help being as woefully misguided as they are, much as the bands they love can't help writing terrible lyrics and shite riffs.

would you laugh at someone in a wheelchair, you sick fucks?

But only if they were well spazzified, not just crippled.

have put it better myself.

and ranting about the atrociousness of Kasabian is my favourite thing to do when I'm bored!

apparently Tom's a right crackhead

What a prick. Emo may not be my genre of choice, but it sure as hell beats this whiny bastard. Please let me marry the writer of this article. Seriously, Kasabian you just sound like generic English indie rock (Arctic Monkeys, Rooster). At least AM are decent.

Never forget that shit comes out of an a'hole. Unfortunately this latest attempt at nedrock is partly due to the legacy of those dull turds, Oasis. They have a lot to answer for. I am working on a solution to eliminate them. All contributions welcome. I only had the misfortune of hearing, and subsequently seeing, Kasabian fairly recently. I had to take a fortnight off work due to the fact that I couldn't stop laughing. I had heard a wailing 'waaaaaaaaahaaaaahaaaahahahaahha' now and then when flicking between radio channels and thought 'what the f##k is that?'. And not in a good way. Now having seen these Cro-Magnon illiterati on the tv, I can partly understand. Why are these despicable cockknockers alive??? Finally, pass the moronic fuds a dictionary. The last time I checked, 'empire' had around 10 different meanings, none of which stated, 'awesome, incredible, pukka!!' although I might drop a note to Websters requesting they add a definition, 'grinning ned retropiss wankstain dross'.

...on a fucking Carl Barat bumming indie kid are far more tighter than a scene kids.

seriously.
if any music made me want to
kill myself, its this.

kasabian is worse than rap.
and rap is as bad as it gets.

i heard about the whole tom
vs mcr thing,
and what he said.
so i decided to listen to the
band, see if they were any good.

i expected them to be good enough
for the lead singer
to be talking shit about
another band,
but they were the worst band
i have ever heard.

just, badddd music.

seriously, all kasabian fans
need to go listen to some
my chem, fall out boy, panic! at the disco, and the academy is.

do it. it'll save your life.

get some blood running through
those veins.