So a typewritered note comes through the door of DiS towers - IT'S ONLY EDDIE VEDDER OF PEARL JAM FAME.

It says 'guys, loving what you're doing. We have a new single sort of coming out Nov 30. It's called 'Just Breathe', and to celebrate this fact we would like to offer YOUR READERSHIP the chance to win a copy of Rock Band 2 for the Xbox 360, along with a download to be able to play our new record Backspacer on it - you'll be JUST LIKE STONE GOSSARD, only with a computer, and less minted. Also we can toss in a signed 7-inch cover of Backspacer, complete with four special inserts of the album art work inside. It's a real collector's item, you know?'

Well it was something like that, we were drunk, maybe it was just the PR emailing us. Anyway, to win both of these fabulous prizes, simply complete the below sentence - best answer wins.

IF I WIN BOTH PRIZES, YOU CAN TRUST ME NOT TO SIMPLY FLOG ONE OF THEM BECAUSE...