Glasto: Headliners!

Maybe it's worth £100 after all... thank Bob.

Bush - are playing, ROCK DA CHEEKBONES
Ian Brown - is playing, MONKEY ROCK
Garbage - are playing, POP ROCK WITH WEIRD HAIR
Spiritualized - are playing, YAWN
Air - are playing, LE SWOONE
Faithless - are playing, DANCEY PANTS
Coldplay - are playing, RAZORS OUT
Ash - are playing, SAINTS O'PRESERVE US
Doves - are playing, AND DELETING THEMSELVES ON THE SAME DAY
Dandy Warhols - are playing, HANDSOMELY
Mercury Rev - are playing, WEIRD ROCK
Idlewild - are playing, IN A PUNK R.E.M. WAY
Cooper Temple Clause - are playing, WITH THEIR KNOBS
Charlatans - are playing, IN BAGGY JEANS
White Stripes - are playing, WITH EACH OTHER
Starsailor - are playing, NEVERMIND EH?
No Doubt - are playing, HUBBAHUBBAHUBBAHUBBA
Beta Band - are playing, COO, AIN'T THEY STRANGE
Electric Soft Parade - are playing, WITH STICKLEBRICKS AND LEGO
Haven - are playing, LIGHTERS OUT
The Vines - are playing, WITH THEIR DAD'S STOOGES LPS
Robert Plant - is playing, CRIBBAGE AND DOMINOES
Cornershop - are playing, DOES ANYONE CARE?
Seafood - are playing, WITH LIVE ELECTRICITY
Alfie - are playing, PIPE AND SLIPPERS AT TWENTY PACES
Leaves - are playing, ANOTHER BEATLES COVER
Rod Stewart - is playing, WITH YOUR 18 YEAR OLD BLONDE SISTER
Badly Drawn Boy - is playing, IN HIS MAM'S TEA COSY
Elbow - are playing, HEADS SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - are playing, WITH GASOLINE AND TEQUILA
My Vitriol - are playing, THE SAME OLD SONGS YET AGAIN
Pete Yorn - is playing, AND WILL PROBABLY ROCK

nice list. tho you forgot to mention ooberman who will be playing the best music.

also, don't forget rolf harris and mis-teeq. i'm sure they'll be entertaining.

for mystery guests i'm hoping radiohead or blur.