Saucy: Aidan Moffat offers sex advice
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Literally what it says above: Aidan Moffat, former Arab Strap man fond of sweary words, has contributed his first sex-advice column to DiS-associated site theQuietus.com.
Yup. So get tips on how - or how not to - treat your lady from the man who once wrote song after song after song about sex right here.
You don't need to be over 30 to read such an article. Honest. (Insert smiley here.)
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my hero, what a man. i wish i had a sexy problem so i could ask a question..
Aces
'...but once you get fed up with being buggered with vegetables while dressed in your partners lovely, smooth hold-ups as the neighbour tosses off and films it from across the street, you’ll find you’re back to where you were: bored with each other.'
this is...
absolutely outstanding.
"When I was young, a conventional, vanilla, missionary position ride was all I could hope for, and by hope I mean cry into my cider and blackcurrant and wonder why no-one would let me touch them. I think it was because I was fat, mind you, but let’s not drag up the past."
This bloody marvelous
I love that man
Genius
His show at the Luminaire this year was exceptional.
And, of course, Arab Strap are missed beyond belief. But I love what he's doing now so that makes it a wee bit better...
Tom Waits
He was in the audience for Tom Waits on Sunday night.
"Recent research found women were complaining that their new partners ejaculated over their faces wi
what a hero. who actually looks for that kind of info?
"Last time it happened to me, she was shagging someone else, which is guaranteed to fuck up your wee
Absolutely brilliant stuff. His gloriously dead-eyed, psychotic expression in the logo just makes the gems in his response all the better. Gawd bless ya, Aidan!
fucking win
literally!
:D
this is so cool. I always thought that Aidan should write an article such as this
he can
keep it, the fat git
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