Bloke Party: Kele lays into the Gallaghers

the singer out of Starsailor had a go a few years back. They're now residing in the where are they now file. I fear for Kele, I really do. He's gonna be mincemeat.

*ctrl r*

really.
Bloc Party and Oasis are two of my favourite bands. Is that allowed? Not according to this "debate" it isn't...

did Bloc Party put out an absolute shitty album, now they're having a go at Oasis like the average 3 grade indie schmuck would.

Aren't they getting a bit nervous about AWITC's reviews???

to make Kele look like the pompous arse he really is.

What exactly are Bloc Party saying with their music that's so earth-shatteringly original and important that without it humanity would crumble into the sea?

Last time I heard someone using that word was Gene Wilder on Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory discussing Knids.

He later described Bloc Party as 'Scrumdiddly-pissants'.

he has a dig at oasis for being dumb, and then rehashes one of their most famously dumb statements...

"Can there be anyone out there who has never had a line?"

Even allowing him to overlook the over-50s (c'mon, what's the chance of grandad doing coke?) That statement always screams RICH CELBERITY BUBBLE, I LIVE IN A RICH CELEBRITY BUBBLE.

Never done coke, never even been offered it - and no, i've not lived a withdrawn dull life. Just live beyond the horizon of Kele's limited perception.

what a twat.

your voice could do with some serious damaging buddy. might make it sound better than the earnest whine you currently subject us to. i don't know who i hate more (musically) the brothers Gallagher or laugh-a-minute Kele.

his argument here is fairly sound, right up until the "who hasn't had a line?" comment. for someone who thinks of himself as a commentator on society he appears know fuck all about the people who live outside his little bubble of Londoner indie-fame or whatever. i don't think i've ever heard a more ridiculous sentence from any of the parties involved in this joshing, and yup, i include the entire lyric back-catalogue of Oasis in that

And he didn't use those exact words. It was funny the way he worded it. Natural wit, see.

And who's confused? Not me. At least I can answer straight forward questions.

I've never had a line.

to have a go at Oasis. What will he do next? Tell us he hates marmite? The world's ears are pricked!

Liam sits there, and says about five words. 'They look like University Challenge contestents.'.

And suddenly, everyone's up in arms. The fact Kele responded to this clear provocation is ridiculous of him. Liam's done it to get a rise, and guess what, Kele's taken the bait.

Its like me and DiS. Leave one post in a thread, and watch all hell break loose, from people who claim to be more intelligent than the instigator.

Guess what? Liam's the genius. Kele and everyone else crying about it are the chimp-brained fools.

Wake up.

you can blame Starsailor's downfall on Liam/Noel insulting them.

especially those in the media, should never talk about what drugs they take. Do they not realise how many easy influenced kids are going to absorb what is said? I realise a lot of the responsibility is on the editor of the article and the publisher of the magazine/whatever, but it's silly. There was an article in kerrang a few years ago that centred around Bert McCracken saying he loved being off his tits on mushrooms....

I might sound like an old cunt but it's irresponsibly to print things like that.

Huff.

but what exactly is "genius" about trying to get a rise out of people? What's good about trying to upset people, annoy me, generally be a complete arsehole?

Have I missed the memo to the British public where we were told that being shits was good?

Seriously, Kele's got every right to respond if someone insults him. It doesn't do any good, but it's still his right.

So, to sum up, all musicians who spend any portion of their time insulting others, trying to deflect notice from their inept, appalling music by saying "X is a cunt" or somesuch needs to piss off and concentrate on making their over-hyped, over-rated, over-sexed band less interminably shit. YOU SHOULD HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR TIME

cocaine is horrible. i've found that the people who take it have no personality when they're not on it. and i get the feeling that kele was talking about ecstasy with the air of chemistry student who has never experienced true euphoria.

methinks he's trying to gain some credibility, but is looking even more twattier.

it really is euphoric.

or can be, at least.

Come here. No closer. Little bit closer. Just a teeeny bit more...OASIS ARE FUCKIN SHITE!

brian hervey....ta ta kele ta ta