Smeared Optimism: London, where have all your drummers gone?
For the second month running, the curse of the disappearing drummer has struck Nottingham's Drowned In Sound club night.
Next month's initial headliners Optimist Club have been forced to cancel their appearance at Junktion 7 on February 10th due to the fact they can't find a drummer. Last month, Ox.Eagle.Lion.Man pulled out in similar circumstances.
Not being one for conspiracy theories, what better way to advertise your vacant position than on a website that's read daily by tens of thousands of people? So, any budding Dom Howards, John Bonhams, Matt Tongs or Keith Moons out there, get yourself down to the smoke pronto, as there may be a job going with your name on it. Or a drum stool, at least.
Replacing Optimist Club on the bill are the almighty Smears (pictured), whose brand of visceral, scrotum-clenching punk rock has been going down a storm around these parts for a while now. As well as the DiS show, they can also be seen next month at Nottingham Old Angel on the 2nd (supporting The Varukers), and the night after (3rd) at Bradford Rios.
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I think I hear a long, sarcastic laugh
from the direction of Guthrie
Well...
They never asked..
For the love of GOD
will somebody please find the OC a drummer? I want to see them live again :(
[N.B. "live" can be pronounced in one of two ways here, depending how poetic you're feeling]
Haha
I was just going to mention Guthrie.
Those plans for a drummer cloning centre are going to have to be sped up.
i dont get it
unless your drummer is Zach Hill, why not just get a drum machine to fill in?
bf
I'm a drummer-
are they any good?
.
Stupidly good, yeah. Do it.
Gutted they can't do it.
bf
aah, just listened and its not my sorta thing (read- it sounds like too much hard work)...good though!
I offered to do it.
With my biscuit tin and calipers. Or could've used Neil Pick's head as a snare and Jordan's ears for the cymbals...
Latchmere..
...has got a wave machine!!! could ask em if they have got a drum machine as well!!!
Worse still is that I heard a whisper that they have used Public Relations Exercise's drummer b4 (Look at the bill of the gig!!DOH!!!)
If you book a gig
Surely you should already have a drummer?
"Well, we're down a key member right now, and we've sold all our instruments to buy some more clothes, but we're totally good for playing the show. Book us in!"
Or if you haven't got one
and aren't likely to get one in time at least tell the promoters about it! But we'll let sleeping dogs lie...
...
I was gonna apply. Not enough wanky time-changes. I only drum for the most tediously mathematical of beat combos.
Mental Note For...
....Dom, don't put Jag on for a DiS Night, they have just said that y=they are short of a drummer!
Hey are you guys from London???
Aye.
Some bastid join 'em will yer?
THey do need someone WELL good on the tubs mind.
DRUMMERS
Why nao let Optomist know? show them what you are made of? You could be the next Drummer for The Optomist Club, and do a gig for a Nottingham DiS Night
Anyway
Well done to The Smears (UK) for stepping in
Sorry
I moved to Edinburgh, didn't realize I was the only drummer left in London...balls


The Smears (UK)
Public Relations Exercise
Optimist Club
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