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Gossip or fact? Beth Ditto used to eat squirrels?!

Beth Ditto, the voice of US disco-punkers The Gossip, has drawn the ire of animal rights groups by claiming (via The Sun and a variety of other news-y sources) that she used to kill and eat squirrels.

Ditto said: "My mum hated us doing it, but all the kids we knew ate squirrels.

"I remember this one time, I was 13 and had been smoking pot with my cousin for the first time.

"He got the munchies so bad that he just took out his BB gun and started shooting at them out the window, and then he just skinned them and fried them, and ate them just like chicken."

"We used to play with their tails afterwards."

Chicken? Who you calling chicken? Claiming she was too poor to afford fast-food, Ditto added squirrels to The Gossip's rapidly expanding wild animal hitlist/menu after guitarist Brace Paine claimed last month that he had tucked into roadkill reindeer.

"If my dad hit a deer in his car he'd just say _'sweet!',"_ Paine told The Guardian a while back. "Then he'd drive home with it on the hood and we'd cook it for tea."

DiScuss?

eating squirrels?

that is COOL!

theyre still shit

The gossip that is.

I think I hate The Gossip

And I've not even heard them yet.

and also

Animal rights groups are angry that people are eating previously alive things ?

Surely they should be pissed off at about 85% of the world ?

LOL

Daft Americans.

She's making it up

How can everyone not see that?
She says things to get a news article and lo and behold... the story barely even adds up, squirels don't taste like chicken, they taste like rabbit, a smokey meat, grey in colour...

Fact...

I once ate badger ham.

I'd just like to interrupt this conversation

and remind everyone that Beth Ditto is The Coolest Person In Rock.

Carry on.

She eats carpet

I'm sorry.

hey maw!

I durn got us some central heatin!

she should

come over here and go on a grey squirrel eating spree. they're non-native and are forcing out the native reds. they're also officially vermin & some pubs serve them roasted.

eating squirrels

isn't rare in poor families...

hahah

dunno of any specific, but it got on the news a while back. i suspect they're sold as a luxary in the cotswolds!
here oop north we don't have meat at all!

ugh

I thought they were way cool, but that is gross.

!

Maybe she's just taking the P out of the NME cool list...maybe they'll print a retraction next month and give it to Bono instead...

why does this not

surprise me?

Still..

It doesn't explain the obesity

Ahaha

deary me

Too poor to afford fast food

Not likely!

The NME cool list has lost all my resepct, not that it ever gained much of it but her? Pah

Apparently

she also used to be skinny.

don't encourage her!!!!

this was clearly stated in the guardian a month ago, and the moment it hits a red top then suddenly it's a scandal, hello? sad publicity seeking effort in progress!?!
She is a fucking disgrace, being yourself is one thing, being an inspiration for a heart attack pre thirty five is another. Can she not say, yes I am a lardarse but I eat my greens or something? The music is substandard kathleen hanna/jon spencer as it is, can't she make up for that by being a real role model for something worthwhile?

squirrel

is particularly fattening?

i don't see how she's much more of a fucking disgrace than any other famous pop star types.

lame

i feel retarded for looking at this post.

LOLZ

Unluck much?

she beat you to it

she already made the beaver joke herself. on PopWorld

did

DIS buy the sun yesterday?

nice_squirrel

is not going to like this

Er

Where does she say that they taste like chicken?

what's wrong with eating squirrel?

assuming it tastes nice. And Venison is ace; i'd be well chuffed to be presented with a whole carcass (although, living in Notts i assume the staff at Wollaton Park would be pretty miffed).

But it all sounds a bit made up. Squirrels are nippy, agile little things and being stoned tends to ruin your aim. Also, I am confused by the eating it 'like chicken' claim. Did they actually do roasties, veg, gravy, stuffing etc.? or is there some other American way to serve chicken? If only she were from Ukraine; Squirrel Kiev FTW!

I understand why

lots of you are villifying miss ditto, but really, just because the NME is a big pile of shite and want to get a bigger readership (ie more females) they put some cool chix on their "cool" list... so you now hate her for unobvious reasons 9Because NME decalred her #1), i don't like much of, if any of what they write but basing your oppinion on.
Oh she's fat, oh she's gay, oh she's a she... my god... she's a feisty little number with an amazing voice who doesn't fit the stereotype.. she's a reflexvice persona..

she was cool before ENEMY pronounced her as such and she will be when they hate the next album, and her solo album (which as far as i know has been in the works for some time)

well, yeah...

hah.
considering that its pretty stupid sounding in the first place, but then you realize she said it right after the GUITARIST has a roadkill/i-eat-things-you-see-on-the-side-of-the-road story.
uhhh huhhh.

smoking pot?!

no wonder..stupid cow!!

does she think saying things like this are guna make her cooler..she's already no1 on the nme cool list so give it up all ready.

oh wait isnt she from some little town..so there probably all hill billies anyway...she is an idiot

A solo album

the world holds it's breath! Squirrels aside it really does say alot about the decline of the NME & society in general when an obese, obnoxious, american is deemed the coolest person in music, she can sing granted. However, her band sucks & if she is the embodiment of 'cool' then I think most of us would rather avoid it!

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