This is too funny to ignore. Deep-throated, skinny-as-a-rake, terrible farmer, hotel heiress, socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly started a pop career, yet it didn't start too well...
Paris Hilton was booed off stage as she tried to launch a pop career in Miami lastnight. Clubbers stood (we'd imagine some hipsters stood jaws agasp, and some greasy old men shuffling sweatily in the corner in trenchcoats) to watch Paris, 23, scream "I hate techno" then reportedly lip-synch through her first single 'Screwed' (we wish we were making this up!).
The amassed, then heckled and turned their backs when she attempted a cover version of Bowie's 'Fame' and apparently something by Blondie too.
'Screwed' is taken from her forthcoming debut album 'Paris Is Burning' which is to be released on her own label, Heiress Records. Apparently she's been working with rapper Lil' Jon on her new material, which she describes as "a combination of Blondie and Madonna with a little bit of hip-hop thrown in."
DiScuss: Have you seen her video? Was it really Jack Osbourne she has written her new single about? Did we really not make this story up? Got any goss?