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Manchester Missives from the Rock 'n' Roll Frontline

Twenty years on from the baggy ‘Madchester’ scene, 24-hour party people and the endless shenanigans of being one of the all-night drug-prowling wolves in a city that never slept, my hometown of Manchester is finally waking up again.

For sure there have been some great moments in the interim. You can’t get past the Doves, Elbow and I Am Kloot et cetera, but now there suddenly seems to be a buzz across the whole city.

The city centre is four times bigger than it was in the baggy days, and ten times busier. Where there were once a motley crew of drug fiends you get hen parties, poncey bars are invading once feral back streets and the warehouses that were once full of dead pigeons and all-night raves are now expensive flats, but somehow there is still music - loads of it.

Every time I go out I’m bombarded with great CDs of new bands and get to see classic gigs. The city is full of bands, the rehearsal rooms are overflowing and there are already bands breaking out.

The Courteeners are already through and revelling in their own controversy. Frontman Liam Frey doesn’t back down from a good old-fashioned Manc word scrap and spits his was through interviews like Noel Gallagher or Mark E. Smith, spleen is his middle name and he doesn’t mind winding people up with his invective. Good job he can back it up with tunes and next week’s sold out show at the 1,400 capacity Ritz is proof proper that Frey and his band have the backing of the people. The debut album will be out next year and already Frey is winding people up by claiming it will be as good as Oasis or the Roses debuts- bizarrely some people are up in arms at these claims- are these the same people who doubted the Roses and Oasis when they said the same things just before their debuts were released?

(MySpace)

Just behind The Courteeners at the moment there is whole host of bands lining up. Twisted Wheel have a tight sinewy sound that takes up from where the Libertines and Artic Monkeys left off and skews it with a Manc attitude and a curiously Johnny Cash-style stripped-down engine room of rock n roll. They write brilliant songs and have a taut passion that has just landed them one of those record deals that seems to get bigger by the day. Don’t let the money put you off: this is a brilliant young band who fully deserve their break, and their gig at October’s_ In The City _was one of the highlights of the annual conference. They packed the room with a youth crew, proving that they are not some no-mark northern quarter band with trendy mates but The Real Deal. Twisted Wheel are gonna be massive – there can be no doubt about that.

(MySpace)

Danny McNamara from Embrace has been putting on some great new band bills at his Aftershow night at Sankeys Soap. Every Thursday night he finds five more great new bands to celebrate this sudden burst of electricity round the region’s rehearsal rooms. It’s all very altruistic from the Embrace man, putting his money where his mouth is and supporting the up and coming.

It was down there that I saw the Paris Riots, whose rock ‘n’ roll is as sloppy as the prime time Stones- you know- the right kind of sloppy, the slightly off kilter funk that makes great rock n roll great, they also have a charismatic frontman and fistful of top tunes, anthems in the waiting and you got to admit that Paris Riots is a killer name for a band.

(MySpace)

The old guard haven’t been found wanting, though. Last week* I Am Kloot *filmed a great show for local TV station Channel M, where the band were caught recording several songs at a studio in Stockport. They were loose and the stark confessional nature of their songs was captured perfectly. The show is still up on Channel M’s website (link) and is well worth checking out. Kloot are at the top of their powers and played two sold out nights at the university- they should be a national treasure by now.

(MySpace)

The *Sex Pistols *finally made it back to Manchester after 30 years. The four gigs they played in the city in 1976 have gone down in local lore as key events in the formation of the city’s music scene, with their Free Trade Hall gigs often mooted as the catalytic point at which the city’s punk scene kicked off, and their two dates on the Anarchy tour were two of the only shows that were allowed to go ahead on that momentous tour. They changed a lot of lives and seemed to change more in Manchester, the second city of punk, than anywhere.

Thirty years is a very long time in rock ‘n’ roll, and of course the Sex Pistols arrive at the sold-out 20,000 capacity MEN Arena meaning very little of what they meant in those heady mid-‘70s days. The reviews were mediocre but they were missing the point: The Sex Pistols were stunning. In 2007 they are merely a brilliant rock ‘n’ roll band with enough caustic bile and sheer power to justify their existence. They stormed the Arena with a celebration of the one thing that they never get any credit for: their sheer power as a rock band. Cook and Jones are power chord machines and Rotten was injecting the songs with the venom and soul power necessary to make them work. Don’t believe the anti-hype, the band were killer! And the Arena gig also featured the biggest mosh pit I’ve ever seen.

A few days later another band that are having problems with press, Babyshambles, played the same place and this time it was only a third full. But this didn’t stop the band from delivering a great gig. There is some debate as to whether Pete Doherty is any good without the props of drugs, but this whole drug debate is deathly dull. I don’t give a fuck about what drugs he takes. That’s his problem, why are the tabloids so obsessed with his chemical intake? If you wanna see junkies I can round up 20 smack heads in five minutes – it’s a miserable, shitty drug.

Let’s get to what we are really interested in here – the music. The Babyshambles show is brilliant, the songs are great and the band is very tight; the whole performance is well worked out from the Steptoe theme as its intro to the World War III backdrops and matchbox stage props – it looks like the seedy set from some mid-‘50s sitcom, a homage to Doherty’s favourite comedian Tony Hancock, and adds to the intimacy of the spectacle. It’s a great night and underlines the special talent of Doherty, the edgy songs that just won’t collapse and the street poetry of the lyrics. Doherty delivers with a brilliant wonky charm in a city that has been a big influence on his muse.

(MySpace)

After the gig we wander back through the freezing streets of the northern quarter and note how many kids are wandering around carrying guitars, the next generation dreaming and the next generation of Manchester rock ‘n’ roll already carving out its own new legend.

Sex Pistols photograph borrowed from RollingStone.com

As far as I'm concerned

These bands are not what the music scene in Manchester is about.

name me some other

manchester bands who you have seen in the last month or so then.
the courteneers, twisted wheel and paris riots are all fantastic un-pretentious rock n roll bands and are bands that manchester should be proud of.

no mention of the whip?

)=

Cats In Paris

Planet Earth
Magic Arm
Burnst

all much better than these Neanderthals.

Oh and

not that I've seen them live, but The Search Map are also a good example of a much better Manchester band.

Kong

are the best thing in Manchester

I disagree

Though still an improvement on the bands in this article.

Cats in Paris

are also ace but kong make me happy

.

pablo's finest hour are pretty good

but im slightly bias seeing as its my brothers band

but they deserve a bit more recognition

sir yes sir

are also pretty good but i think theyve moved to Laandaan

i'm sorry but

you've managed to completely miss out EVERY good band in Manchester, that's quite a feat. People don't want the standard indie fayre that they've seen repeated here over and over again for years. The last thing the city needs is another bunch of half-talented geezers who walk like monkeys, Manchester's beyond that, surely?

Go to any of the clubnights around Manchester (and there are a few, think i have a list of about 60) and you'll see new, exciting, unique artists and not these 'Aaaaaare Kid' nobodies. Go into Piccadilly Records, or any bar in town and ask the kids what they're listening to, i promise you now it won't be Paris Riots or Twisted Wheel.

Do yourselves a favour, investigate the following instead:

Air Cav
Autokat
Burnst
Cats In Paris
Denis Jones
Generallimos
Gideon Conn
Headlines
It's A Buffalo
Jim Noir
Julian Donkey-Boy
Kev Fox
LA Pals
Liam Frost
Magic Arm
Maudite Dance
Modernaire
Nomad Jones
Performance
Peterloo Massacre
Polytechnic
Sir Yes Sir
Sparky Deathcap
SR Gents
Starless & Bible Black
Stickboy
Superkings
The Answering Machine
The Maple State
The Ting Tings
The Whip
Vile Vile Creatures
Warm Widow

Suprise, suprise...

All the bands mentioned in that article are John Robbs mates.

And if you are reading this Jonny boy - hows pimping The Courteeners outside of Manchester going?

Having some trouble with that maybe?

yup

if anything the 'buzz' around Manchester is everyone realising that they don't have to put up with shit samey music anymore.

don't get me wrong, i don't think the courteeners are a bad group, but why does everything always have to involve the stone roses and oasis, they made two good records between them, and the last of those was nearly a hundred and fifty years ago.

Twisted Wheel

will be punching above their weight if they become the Northern Uproar of this generation.

I know nothing of the other bands you mentioned but the way you described them makes me glad I've avoided them.

Modernaire

aren't very good. they're trying to be the pipettes with the whole good looking girls but no tunes to back it up. air cav are one of my favourite live bands in manc at the moment.
the ting tings are going to disappear as quickly as when they came along.
sir yes sir < pavement.

Still seems

Like you have barely touched the surface of the City. I'll agree that I think the Ting Tings will burn out as fast as they sparked up, but I've got a lot of time for Modernaire. They have witty and quite bitting lyrics and are making enjoyable electropop.

However, where are The Answering Machine? Best pop band around Manchester and they are getting better with every show they play at the moment. Since bringing in Ben on drums that band seem to have changed their sound with every show. I know that they are experimenting with more Broken Social Scene type stuff in the studio at the moment, which will only enhance their sound more.

Similarly, Air Cav. Rightly described on this here website as a mini Arcade Fire, I was amongst a number of folks who travelled to the continent to see them rip up Paris. That band must be on the verge of a break through.

Whilst I'll admit that they are two bands who I have worked with and consider friends, there are a host of other folks out there making great noises. Gideon Conn is a star waiting to happen. Laymar sound like nobody else in town and are utterly captivating. Tim and Sam Tim and the Sam Band with Tim and Sam's folkyorchestra are beautiful, and are rightly starting to get noticed by the media and other folks in and around town.

If Twisted Wheel and The Courteeners are the best that this city has it is a pretty damning verdict on other people being far more creative in Manchester.

don't spoil it..

I lived in manchester for 3 years, the first year was great due to the fact that there was so much live music readily available almost 24/7..

2nd year I found myself getting involved in the cities unsigned scene working with bands through gigs etc..

3rd year and I realise that there are a small collective of journalists, 45 year old balding djs with novelty surnames, and popstars who where never really that popular and biggest hit was penned by there mate Chris, this collective who insist on predictively name dropping the bands that they want to hang out with and pretend to be young again!

The Courteeners have done well, but to say that they are at the forefront of manchesters music is a little boring. They Sold Out The Ritz, good on'em.. but isn't that what we'd expect from a signed band anyway?

Ref. the initial post: If Liam is a frontman legend in the making, at least spell his name right.. (FRAY not FREY)...even I know that and I'm not the bloke licking his musical bum.

There are some fantastic bands out and about in manchester (infact nationwide) at the moment who just don't seem to get the recognition they deserve due to this lame matey matey approach within the industry!

Oooooohhhhh Rant over.

I saw the courteeners

play with the headlines at the night n' day. they had replaced blood red shoes who had cancelled due to illness. I was bitterly dissapointed about it at the time. but then after the gig i realised that my disappointed should in fact be anger and fury that someone actually thought the courteeners were worthy of replacing the blood red shoes. Not that the blood red shoes are the best thing since sliced bread, more to do with the fact courteeners are f**king awful, they made my ears bleed. The Headlines were far better, and they are no better than alright!!? this article has completely missed the point, or at least the point has completely missed me.
I think these monsters are from in and around the manchester area, they're far better than any of the tosh aforementioned!!! To be honest although lots of good bands come to manchester to play the bigger venues, there aren't actually that many good bands knocking about that are actually from manchester, especially when you compare it to london and even leeds!I mean who the hell are the whiskey cats? urgh!

John Robb on DiS!

Ace!

i echo all of this

popcult=legends.

sorry for being a dick

but tim and sams band name has put me right off.
i just think sometimes on this board people try and be too 'indie'. twisted wheel and the courteneers are probably going to get quite big and manchester should be proud of that, as well as producing bands who may be deemed to make better music.
and yes, the answering machine are awesome, i'll be at joshua brooks on saturday for that one.

oh

and i do bum popular culture, the compilation you put out earlier this year rocks my socks.

"why does everything always have to involve the stone roses and oasis"

manchesters own fucking self obsession with its past.

I feel like shaking some people round here and screaming "move on!" in their face.

Modernaire

have some superb songs, are your ears working laddie?

And badly written

No suprises there tho.

No

I honestly don't rate them at all, it just seems like they're riding a wave of what's fashionable at the moment.

I like John, but.....

I honestly think that most of the people who have commented on here have got their finger more on the pulse than John has. Especially the 'underground' scene.
I work at a venue, my band (mentioned above somewhere - thanks popcult), play penty of gigs in Manchester, I put on about two gigs a month and on my days off I go and see live music in Manchester (and Leeds) and I can honestly say I never see JR at any of the venues I go to.

also

shouldn't it be "Rock n Roll Missives from The Manchester Frontline."

PERHAPS?

Thats because he is too busy recording

"remember the 80's / 90's!"
shows down in London, Caj.

Or in Big Hands, either way I agree - the man is fucking clueless to whats actually going on in this town.

john robb was on local tele before

talking about the jam. hmmmmm. he slipped in all the usual names, of course - roses, oasis, acme shit band.

hey ho!

wrong!

I saw them last week and they were brilliant.

I remember when the stone roses came out of manchester and the indie snobs were whining then about bands we have all forgotten about!

tho... is a spelling mistake!

badly written letter!

love,
Kate

I see him at every gig I ever go to,

I see him at every gig I ever go to, and thats a lot!

ugh! smelly indie nerd!

the stench of bitterness is all over these pissy little missives. EJamesB is the troll that knows whats going on! and cried like a baby when someone forgets to mention his hugely popular musical projects in their articles.
I've just read John Robb's piece and I don't think it claims to be alist of bands....I'm still laughing at the buffoon who has written alist of bands that no-one gives a toss about apart from 16 spotty web weirds.
But its EJamesB who seems to be the bitterest of them all.

yeah!

when talking about the Jam he should have mentioned the followimng....Air Cav
Autokat
Burnst
Cats In Paris
Denis Jones
Generallimos
Gideon Conn
Headlines
Magic Arm
Maudite Dance
Modernaire

because these are the bands that 'the kids' are talking about!

these bands are the big names in Manchester! yeah!

I agree!

Edward James Bass is whats going on in Manchester.
legions of hip kids are digging the sounds of the king of neo nazi indie!

There's loads of bigger bands than the Courtinas

totally right mr Ejamesb!

I was expecting a list of cool bands that play in the Northern Quarter like your cutting edge self.

What about

Carcrash International,
the Fuzzy's
Elvis Blink
the Magic Carpet Band
Munch My Liver
Typewriter
Pimp Xerox
Autumn Romance
Walking Sideways
Pet Crab
and The Total Onion?

all these bands are bigger than the Courteeners and no amount of hype by journalists can deny this fact.

yur list is wonky

Just got in from seeing Buddha's vest, the Killmeat and Perspex Toothbrush. Great gig. Sureley Robb could have mentioned at least one these bands on TV when talking about The Jam.

fashionable

Yeah, choral pop songs about mythical greek creatures are really "in" at the moment. We stole the idea from The Courteeners.

These...

Truly the wonders of having grands upon grands of excellent, influential PR on your side, dont hate the bands for that its the way of the business...
Whilst we are chucking bands in no mention of The Deodates...ok technically from Salford but any band that can be described as 'wondrous' and
'life changing' as well as 'annoying' and 'could cause the world of indie to collapse' is worth a listen! Rather than drifiting in a 'not-really-arsed-kinda-way'

Just a thought!

xxx

another thing

another thing...whilst evreyone is whining there is the fact that Manchester's grass roots live scene is pap, people need to vote with their feet and get down to shows
but to be honest most people dont give a toss about a multitide of band nights...FNF, Buff Bang Pow et al all provide great lineups (FNF is even free for christs sake) but audience numbers are laughable.

There is a cult of cuntish indifference, you see it amongst bands who dont give a toss about any other bands, in the audience with the people who come to see their mates bands or whatever leaving as soon as they have played.
If this continues then no band will ever pick up new fans!

So it is bands like Twisted Wheel and The Courteeners who have the investment and influential backing that do well, people could fight back by not going to see them and by making up their own minds to support the other bands in their droves, but the fact is they dont.
There are a lot of bands and people just cant be arsed to weed out the diamonds from the shite, so they let the press do it for them.

Shame.

Yeah

That man is just so fucking punk rock, I mean "smash the system man - once I've finished my 30 second vox pop about Prodigy's "Firestarter" - of course!"

Awww

Haf I ubset swome pwor darlings feelins?

Now, now - go back to Big Hands and cry into you fucking pint, cock-end.

Yes

I am bitter enough to spend 3 minutes creating several profiles on Drowned in Sound to deflect comments about myself.

Oh hang, no...

And you know what...

Its amazing I keep hearing this
"..is bitter cos he's not getting the attention" nonsense. Its just deflection.

I'm just sick of a certian journalist dirtying Manchesters good name with shit bands whilst trying to get himself more work.

Give up Johnny, your days of being "on the pulse" in Manchester and now long gone, and I sometimes get the feeling you were just a bandwagon jumper anyway.

Frankly those "indie snobs" that actually make up core audiences in Manchesters real music scene think you are becoming a bit of a sad joke with all this Courteneers knob sucking of yours.

Time has come to look to the future, not to drag us back to the late eighties.

Why not embrace the likes of Air Cav, Modenaire, The Search Map, Band(ism), Say and The Marder (and of course my good self!) rather than backing those who sound like what your percieved "Manchester rock and roll"?

.....

(Of Couteneers gigs)

Agreed..

Been pretty annoyed about the lack of support bands in this town give each other, we're trying to encourage against this with The Anti-scene nights but it feels like an uphill struggle.

When you see a bands crowd leave the floor when they have finished, only to be replaced by the next bands - you have to ask yourself if we have a serious fucking problem with the way we treat live bands these days.

If there are any bands out there in Manchester reading this (and I know that this is the case) perhaps think about enthusing about the bands your supporting or who are supporting you to your fans - it makes all the difference.

Well...

That's an ongoing issue when bands are in the process of getting a following, they only drag down friends who've never seen 'em play and probably don't go to many gigs anyway.

We've been putting on nights in manchester for about 6 months now and have had some great nights (and some not so great ones as well).

There are some astonishingly great bands around in Manc. at the moment. Of those already mentioned Cats in paris are well worth checking out. But also...cannot believe that Hot Bone haven't been mentioned in this yet! What an incredible live act they are!
Also
Monster Island
Benway Miasma
Small Car Goes fast
Kong (already mentioned but they are awesome)
Stray Dog Cafe
Go Lebanon
The Barbarians (more experience than trad. band but definitely quite amazing)
Mechagodzilla

It should be no surprise that the average dross is going to be what gets applauded by the mainstream but I also feel that, compared to say Liverpool or Leeds, that it's much harder to get the average Manc. gig-goer to see a band they haven't heard before.
I also think that that there are some amazing promoters in manc. at the moment who deserve to be recognised.
For instance
Wot God Forgot
Fiction non-Fiction
Anti-scene
Bad Uncle Music
Lamb and Wolf
Tears on the Golf Course

all these people are regularly investing their own cash in creating shows that will blow your socks off and deserve some credit in what is fast becoming a great scene...ButI still think there's a lot of work to do.

and

Cos of MySpace et al people dont want/need to actually leave the house to check out a band anymore..you can just sit on your arse and click through twenty bands in an hour, its rubbish and MySpace can go fuck itself. yes its useful if you want to hear the bands but christ, time was you had to be a shithot live act to get recognition, now all you need is a myspace page and a mass adder and before you know it no one gives a fuck anymore...meh.

It has just lowered overall quality control so when 2000 bands all send 'come to this event' or 'buy this' the 2 great bands out of that 2000 get washed over.

I say get the fuck off our PCs (completely ironic as of this moment) and start watching live bands again. The shite will be found out and the decent stuff will rise up off live rep, not how many fucking plays they have had today.

exactly. i have a list actually, there're probably more but i know of sixty or so...

http://www.myspace.com/badunclemusic
http://www.myspace.com/barbedwirekissesisbetter
http://www.myspace.com/berlinlive
http://www.myspace.com/bigsexylandclub
http://www.myspace.com/blackdogfolkacoustic
http://www.myspace.com/bootlestreetcircus
http://www.myspace.com/bringonthedancinghorsesuk
http://www.myspace.com/buskmanchester
http://www.myspace.com/clubacrylic
http://www.myspace.com/clubclique
http://www.myspace.com/clubfandangomanchester
http://www.myspace.com/clubpandapanda
http://www.myspace.com/clubpowwow
http://www.myspace.com/contortyourself
http://www.myspace.com/corruptkidsdance
http://www.myspace.com/cursivekulture
http://www.myspace.com/designermagazine
http://www.myspace.com/dotdashmanchester
http://www.myspace.com/elahvalley
http://www.myspace.com/fastnbulbus
http://www.myspace.com/fictionnonfiction
http://www.myspace.com/friendsofminelive
http://www.myspace.com/ggkbsp
http://www.myspace.com/guestlistmusic
http://www.myspace.com/gypsykings
http://www.myspace.com/highvoltageuk
http://www.myspace.com/infrequentdelinquent
http://www.myspace.com/investinproperty
http://www.myspace.com/jamboreemanchester
http://www.myspace.com/keysmoneylipstick
http://www.myspace.com/lambandwolf
http://www.myspace.com/letyourbackboneslip
http://www.myspace.com/lostandfoundlive
http://www.myspace.com/lovelessmanchester
http://www.myspace.com/onestepmore
http://www.myspace.com/othersoundssoc
http://www.myspace.com/paperscissorsglue
http://www.myspace.com/pineapplefolkmusic
http://www.myspace.com/prostitutespolicemen
http://www.myspace.com/reddeerclub
http://www.myspace.com/revolverclubnight
http://www.myspace.com/sameteensmanchester
http://www.myspace.com/schizophreniadisco
http://www.myspace.com/seekanddestroymanchester
http://www.myspace.com/sexwithrobotsmcr
http://www.myspace.com/shakemanchester
http://www.myspace.com/songsforthebathtub
http://www.myspace.com/speechlesswithsound
http://www.myspace.com/stopmakingsensenight
http://www.myspace.com/strutmanchester
http://www.myspace.com/swingsandroundabouts44
http://www.myspace.com/tearsonthegolfcourse
http://www.myspace.com/theaftershow
http://www.myspace.com/touchsick
http://www.myspace.com/trampclub
http://www.myspace.com/ubiknight
http://www.myspace.com/uptheracket
http://www.myspace.com/warehouseproject
http://www.myspace.com/whileotherbandsparkvans
http://www.myspace.com/worththewax

give the man a chance

he cant mention everyone!!!! however he could be more representative and even accurate! i know the sex pistols is a bizzare add but really, he cant mention all the bnads there are hunderds of good acts whether 'antiscene' (marder ej bass etc ???)or 'scene' (thenaughtys, the nouvelles etc??? who havent yet reached a level courteeers have (even if courteeners are piss poor!):(
i did see paris riots support the naughtys/the nouvelles a couple of weeks ago and i have to say the latter 2 brought the fans and got the place going. paris riots barely got a cheer im afraid to say.

what happens

Its always healthy to see some competition between bands but manchester seems to have taken it a bit too far recently. It seems that the majority of people browsing these pages are in the industry themselves and jealousy is getting the better of them.
There is a very tight community amongst the manchester scene which appears to be hard to break into, its a piece of piss to get on dpercussion (r.i.p) or the unsigned stage @ glastonbury, if you know the right people. I think the big promoters in the city are partly to blame. Ive seen it time and time again when they dont reply to new bands and then when there is a sniff of label interest they all try jumping aboard. Ive even heard of bands ringing up every venue where they know a scouted band will be playing and try to get on the bill, quite sly really.
I think a few of these promoters or people who work for them might have glanced upon this page and been furious to see their favourite of the week not featured

the truth is

im from one of the bands in the review. reading some of these petty sadd arse comments from some of you makes me laugh. ive been playing in bands on the circuit in mcr for 6 years and now things are working in my favour. THis has only happend recently and its not because were mates with the press or John Rob because to tell you the truth none of us have ever spoke to the man or no anyone in press. Rather than sitting in on computers being a wining twat what you do is get your group together and go out on your two feet and play gigs, spread the word, write songs, network, phone everyone you know to get them to your gigs, everywhere you go out tell people about your band and where they can hear the music, give CD's out and anything else you can think of to spread the sounds. If your actually good and worth listening to people will pick up on you and your gigs will then get busier. Next thing thers a bunch of kids talking about you and watching everyshow. This is when the press get a sniff and if they like it they write about you. a large amount of these smarmy bands people have listed arent even from the north let alone manchester and if they actually had something and did the graft theyd be getting the praise they deserve. That bitter saddo who takes the mic out of the way we walk and talk is merely just a jellous sole who has no taste in decent music and is probably not from manchester. Its great to see some of the views from people but i know from doing the job some of you know nothing and should have ago yourself before you slag the musicians off and the writers.
Message to all the musicains/bands on here. Get off fucking this shit and go out there and have it or you'll be writing your own bitter comments on your gravestones before you top yourselfs.
ps
dont nock the kids who come to the gigs after reading about the bands in the papers. Their the new generation and the people who actually matter at this time. Not the boffins and the little critics that never made anything of themselfs.
i hope the spelling mistakes get your napper toooo

Sonic Boom Six

best young band in Manchester are Sonic Boom Six...
selling out tours in Europe and getting a big reputation

what the fuck?

How stupid do you think people are? All people are saying is that in their opinion some of the bands in the review aren't very good. If you're in a band, and put yourself in the public eye, you have to accept that people will criticise and have opinions on you, whether constructive or not. Fair play to you for getting a band going, it's more than a lot of people do, but to start offending people for having a different view to yourself just makes you look like a bit of an idiot. I'm sure a lot of people on this site are musicians or writers, so dishing out badly-worded lectures is something i find quite strange. The general feeling about music in Manchster at the minute is that it's really on the up, but if it's to really prosper it needs to grow out of the shackles of past bands, that's all people are saying, i'm sure you have your audience, but you have to accept that it won't appeal to everybody. Sorry Johnny.

Oh dear!

Maybe just maybe you are not very good at what you do!
I just checked your myspace and your songs are unoriginal and unimaginative. They sound like a mediocre version of your heroes.
Shame. I was hoping they would be good enough to back up your funny rants.

Ejamesb

Maybe just maybe you are not very good at what you do!
I just checked your myspace and your songs are unoriginal and unimaginative. They sound like a mediocre version of your heroes.
Shame. I was hoping they would be good enough to back up your funny rants.

no, the truth is

you've described the problem right there...there’s no art, or aspiration to create anything new, just the white eyes of musicians trying desperately to carve out some meaningful existence. It’s the “we’re gonna be the next big thing” game played out forever and ever, where everyone’s hope and dreams are like a ship on stormy seas. The fans – “oh yeah we want to be part of something big” but there’s no connection to take them somewhere else. Soulless. The essence of The Courteeners’ music is just that - a cynical “how to be big”. I read their MEN interview and it was ugly (not controversial, just ugly). And it’s not their fault – the whole music industry is uglier than it ever has been. No magic in the air, just well managed PR buzzes. This not me just being negative, it’s the goddamn truth. True heroes whistle a different tune. Give it two years and that will be that.. REAL music lasts forever. And you can write that on my gravestone.

Big up!

The One Post Posse.

Hello John.

Nice synopsis

...totally wide of the mark.

..........

'take the mic out of the way we walk and talk' Fuck off Truth01, not all Mancs are monkey-walking gobshites like you.
I am fucking tired of the working classes being represented in music by bellends like you.

I am both working class and a Manc and damn proud of it but actually have the brain to move away from the fucking stereotypes you so keenly embrace.
All this 'im carnt speeelll propurley' angle is just another fucking PR stunt.

What gets my napper is not that you cant spell because you clearly can, its the ultra PR-savvy medidated 'im-a-northern-monkey-fuckwit-i-dont-got-an-education' stereotype that you play on.

You've got no soul, but goooooood luck to ya you fucking puppet.

phew....

..gig anyone?

god bless these dis rants..

gra

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very kind

of you to offer such kind words. Glad you enjoyed the CD Mr Robb, good to see repected figures around town gave it a listen.

One further comment on this one, why does it matter that Sir Yes Sir aren't as good as Pavement? Few are, even Malkmus' solo stuff struggles to compete. I know that I'd rather listen to someone who is trying to ape Pavement than copying Northern Uproar.

erm...

who would you say the better bands in manchester are at the minute then?

(one's that know four chords and over only please)

what a dick

sorry but you're just a bit of a sponge. they were two different posts, one about who i think are the better local bands, and one about john robb doing an interview on tv about something unrelated. don't get the hump because people think your band aren't very good, just get on with it. if the people on here are such an irrelevent bunch of idiots then why do you care what they think?

this is what im on about

he's hardly one of the young offenders is he? just someone getting on with music and doing quite well. you say you're working class but i bet you go to night and day for every club fandango to listen to the art pop shite, pay 6quid in and 3.50 for a pint.

Gideon Conn

Is a star. The Courteeners are rubbish, as is their manager. Ting Tings cancel just about every gig they have in Manchester. Are WFANFC signed now?

i find it all quite amusing that these towny muppets think we've never heard an Oasis or a Stones Ro

we have. but that was soooooooooooo long ago. Modernaire, Sir Yes Sir, Magic Arm or Cats In Paris have more creativity in their little fingers that you fellas have combined. sad, but true. to quote one of your own - 'the kids know, they ALWAYS know' - noel gallagher, circa 1996.

IT'S NOT 1996.
GET OVER IT.

^ POTD

Save the ad hominems

for when you have created something different and new.

any idiot would know that they don't sell pints in n&d

or at least that's what they tell me.

£3 for a tin of red stripe, wtf?

FictionNonFiction

Bring back national service?

my thoughts...

For Robb to write about Manchester 2007 and not mention The Courteeners and Twisted Wheel would be like writing about Liverpool in 1962 and not mentioning the Beatles and concentrating on the Trad Jazz scene.
Not that The Courteeners are as good as The Beatles! They are a pretty good indie band who have a sold out gig at The Ritz this week but the pompous whinging on this messageboards sound like the bleatings of the Trad Jazzers.
The indie Quintens who are so up in arms (that's EJamesB and his various pseudonyms) are the modern equivalent of those Trad Jazz bores sniffling into their real ale droning on about 'proper music' to their four friends in their Chorlton local.
After reading some of the rants above and being a big gig goer and message board lurker I thought I was missing out on something. I decided to check out Ejames's music and despite his hatred for the Courteeners as being retro I found his music to be quite mediocre and a not very intelligent copy of mid eighties indie which makes him five years even more out of date than the Courteeners! Saying that I will go and see him play next time in Manchester as I can’t decide about a band till I’ve seen them in action.
Can’t say the prospect really excites me though as there are plenty of other good younger musicians in the city closer to my own age.
I dunno where all his protestations of representing the youth come from as he looks like a slightly seedy, elderly, bitter indie gnome and claims to be about 30 years old- hardly the teenager!
He is at the forefront of the Quentin/Tristan scene of Chorlton dwelling net obsessives....singer songwriters ignored by the rest of Manchester, dribbling their bitterness into their keyboards...upset when locals have the nerve to have their own bands and make it, blaming everyone else for their failure apart from themselves.
Oh and I’m not John Robb either- just someone who likes going to a lot of gigs in the city and someone who quite likes the Courteeners and the Answering Machine and hates the bitter losers who clog up the city’s musical arteries.

Mr J Bass...

...does not live in Chorlton and like myself has a healthy disrespect for the scene there. He is also possibly the finest lyricist in Manchester and is an exceedingly professional, intelligent and informed musician. For these reasons, I hand picked him to join my band, Blacklands, and I doubt I've ever had such a good musical relationship with anyone as I have with him.
Basically, you're bang out of order, Steggy, and massively ill-informed.
It is the Courteeners who clog up the arteries of Manchester and they will not survive outside of said city either.
They are the product of the Manchester music scene's sins and we probably deserve to be represented by such a mediocre and derivative band after three years of musical cliques, mis-fires and pretention filling the scene in Manchester. It's just a shame that when we starting to see much more promising bands at grass roots levels and the cliques have left the city centre and people are starting to realise that things need changing and could/should be better, it's all being obscured by a band that I could most kindly praise as "efficent" and at worst as "a third-rate Libertines tribute band that forgot the songs".
As for Mr Robb, who what I've seen of him seems a reasonably nice chap and actually has a decent band, but... I'd like to know when he was appointed Manchester's Musical Ambassador and how come I never see him at any of the many unsigned gigs I go to?
He likes what he likes and you can't change that or him writing about it either for that matter but it does seem like he's not probing, discovering or promoting some of the far more interesting music that is beginning to emerge in Manchester.
It is disappointing to see someone who carries a bit more weight around the Manchester scene raving about such an ordinary band, when everyone who is a regular gig goer knows that Manchester has a lot better to offer.

lord, no

I'll just watch, and appreciate what I can (or not, as in this case)

etc

So if its not EjamesB then its one of his bandmates adding comments!
This scene is even smaller than I feared!
Just checked your myspace mate and you actually sound quite good.
Not sure if John Robb has been appointed 'Manchester musical ambassador' just because he wrote a column of reviews of gigs he had been to and was enthusiastic about some bands that you don't like or fit into your very very small scene of northern quarter trendies.
The city from what I've seen has got loads of scenes- The Courteeners/Twisted Wheel is one of these scenes and both bands are doing very well at the moment, there is the scene that you seem to like mate- a hanging around Night And Day scene, bands that play to other bands- fair enough but its not the main scene in the city.
This scene already congratulates itself all the time in the local press and on the local Manchester music website. The bands get rave reviews from their friends or from eachother, they get called the best groundbreaking band in the city or get called ‘great lyricist’ when they are none of these things! This truly is the scene that loves itself!- and then get nowhere because they are neither of those things- and I have wasted some nights in empty rooms checking out several of the names listed above because I’m the kind of sad person who has that sort of trainspotting mentality…
There's also bands like Sonic Boom Six (who are far more original than bands like the Answering Machine or our friend Mr. Bass) who someone mentioned above who are great and are doing very well at the moment but you probably don't like them either! does being a 'regular gig goer' mean going to see bands outside your small circle of friends?
So for an accurate scene report you reckon someone should write about you and your friend’s retreads of long gone indie bands and if someone doesn’t adhere to your aesthetic you spend the next month clogging up message boards with your bitter comments!
Good luck with your band though mate!

no

No, I'm not really a fan of 'artpop shite' and have never been to club fandango. there is a certain amount of snobbish elitism that i dont care for.

Thing is, I love the work of John Cooper Clarke, think Oasis and the Stone Roses and the Happy Mondays made some of the greatest songs of all time....

What I dont need is some low-rent, Argos imitation watered down rip offs of these same bands. The very things that made the above bands innovative and exciting is just being rehashed by both of the bands Robb is talking about, but he is trying to make it seem like it they are not.

Hmmmmm...

...well, I try to see as many new bands as possible and I really have not allied myself to any band in particular, apart from my own and SAY who I genuinely think are the best band we have at the moment (and to be honest I've seen them live once!). I haven't been to the Night and Day since my band played there in January because they charge an extortionate entrance for unsigned bands.
I feel like I'm being tarred with a brush that I don't really deserve, I really don't like the "scene" in Manchester at the moment. In fact, I started my own night just to combat the scene and maybe, possibly, hopefully turn Manchester into a better place for bands to play. I really do NOT think this is the scene that loves itself, go to Chorlton to find that one, the city centre scene is probably more self-loathing in fact. It's drained of confidence, inspiration and, to some degree, hope, but there are signs that it's getting better.
Two years ago, I would've agreed with you completely about your views on the scene but you are out of time with current events. There are better nights and better bands emerging than I've seen in ten years of gigging, promoting and watching bands in Manchester and there could maybe, possibly, hopefully be a chance that Manchester can put itself back on the map.
I'm not interested in long gone indie bands, I'm only interested in the new bands WHO ACTUALLY SOUND NEW (so that counts the Courteeners out) that Manchester has to offer at the moment.
To some degree I'm on your side. I want the scene changed into more of a community which is far more welcoming to the people of Manchester so everyone can enjoy some of the considerable talents starting to emerge.
And finally, you're right, there is far too much false praise that Manchester heaps on itself and that can make the bands very arrogant and deluded about their importance and quality. I find this very damaging to the way that bands progress and evolve and it often means they don't succeed on a national level since they're too used to the "Yes" people that they were surrounded by here. I think the local press and media should be more harsh in their criticisms and then hopefully the bands would learn a lot more about themselves.
Basically, if all Manchester has to shout about is a Libertines knock-off band like the Courteeners, then things must have been going horribly wrong and need changing fast.

Steggy

Fuck off mate, seriously - your not fooling ANYONE.

You are the same person be it John himself, a band member or someone involved in said band - that trolls every place where these people are commented on negatively. And its obvious. The comments are always the same.

Do you HONESTLY think that people are fooled into thinking there are people like yourself out there willing to defend these views?

And why do you care?

Because you are worried that something might just disrupt what you see as this bands inevitable commercial success and no doubt a pretty penny for you too, eh?

Say what you like about me, the other "indie snob" detractors on here and the Manchester scene you so despise because anyone and everyone for whom music is more than just a simple commodity can see what kind of person you really are.

You claim to love "rock and roll" but in truth you just like the rewards, maybe you understood once but its gone now.

Goodbye, hollow shell.

Jimmy

You do seem to have a problem.
Why do you keep going on about me being 'John'? Or something to do with The Courteeners? I am my own person and I have my opinions and like you I seem to have too much time on my hands to spend on this message board but I find you quite entertaining and you little fits of pique are making me and my friends laugh!
With the Courteeners (I don’t quite get why you hate them so much! Have you had a lover's tiff with one of them?) I don't care if they make it or not! I quite like the band and that's all but there are many more people who REALLY like The Courteeners, far more than like your dispiriting musical projects.
I don't despise you atall! You do seem to have a bit of a persecution complex! I find your music a bit boring and derivative.
And you are a 'snob' no matter what you say! Why is your music so pure? and a not a commodity? just because no-one is that interested in your 'scene' it doesn't give your music some kind of purity! it doesn't make your music any more pure than lets say your chums The Courteeners.
When you say ‘detractors’ do you mean you, your pseudonyms and your band mate?
Not sure where I claimed to have loved ‘rock n roll. I’m more of an indie and post rock fan myself with a bit of punkier stuff thrown in.
I looked back through my comments and I make no such claim to liking ‘rock n roll’! And I certainly don’t get any ‘rewards’ what rewards would they be? I go and see bands and hang out with my mates maybe that’s some sort of reward. I’m not sure what you are going on about here!
I guess what really amuses us all is you pompous attitude and the way you judge everyone else whilst offering nothing new or original in is place!
And listening to your music I think ‘hollow shell’ is pot calling the kettle black! and a strange claim since you have never met me and all you know about me is my comments on this page!
Reply soon! We need a laugh!

Yawn...

I don't seriously believe that anyone cares that much to invest this much time in deflecting attention away from the band or Robb's detractors.

Tell you what though - prove me wrong,
tell me what gigs you have been to in Manchester recently and what you thought of them.

Or post up a myspace here or something,
you might not like me fella but I least I can prove I actually exist!

titter!

‘….I don't seriously believe that anyone cares that much to invest this much time in deflecting attention away from the band or Robb's detractors…’

Bored at work and bored over the weekend with a stinking hangover…plenty of time to mong out and wind up a sad sack of shit and his pseudonyms for a good laugh with my mates!

‘…Tell you what though - prove me wrong, _tell me what gigs you have been to in Manchester recently and what you thought of them.
Or post up a myspace here or something, _you might not like me fella but I least I can prove I actually exist!…’

Creepy! are you grooming me? Are you one of those elderly pervs you read about cruising the internet looking for young boys?
I know you but you don’t know me and that’s the way I prefer it!
Gigs I’ve been to recently if you really want to know are
Wombats- bit silly, Ian Brown- best Friday night I’ve had for ages, I heard Saturday was even better - Queens of the Stoneage- loud, Fear of Music- getting there, I Am Kloot- masterful, Moco- fun

No Steggy

Unlike you no doubt I have a lovely lady to keep me warm at night, I don't need to "mong" out with my "mates" cruising web forums for the warmth of human existence.

Fuck, this is entertainment to you and your accusing ME of being creepy?
At least I have a purpose here.

Are you one of those Gallagher lookalikes that dwell in Manchester sattelite towns - you know the ones with the mock walk and effected accent that never existed pre-Ian Brown, that sit around going on about how legendary the Stone Roses were.

Here's something that'll cheer you up mate - I'm not even from Manchester, I'm a fucking southerner.

Can't wait to hear what you have to say about that....

Oh and by the way.

THANKS!

Your tireless namedropping of me on this article has won me a fair few new fans and supporters over the weekend.

You have even bigged up BLACKLANDS, a band I play a major part in, yourself.

As they say - all news is good news.

:)

Oi Baldy!

Oh Edward my dear. Does your call centre team leader know how much time you spend on here? Don't ever let him find out as he would NEVER understand how a happy little boy grew up to be a bitter, bald old man peddling his piss poor Luke Haines impressions with 'clever' reworkings of the Cheers theme tune. it's just wank..."it's got no soul, it's got a shopping centre....jesus christ was born in a stable in small town" - wow man, that's just soooo fucking out there, you're like the Anti-scene's answer to Nick Cave man - so fucking radical.
Even if it was any good - you are too old and too bald for anyone to buy into what you're selling. It's a shit business ain't it.
Ah well, it's a gonna be a great week for Manchester Music - The Courteeners and Ting Tings at Apollo tomorrow, The Courteeners at The Ritz on Thursday, The Twisted Wheel at Gmex (with Happy Mondays) on Friday, Cherry Ghost and The Twisted Wheel at Ritz on Sunday. Cost me a packet in tickets but well worth it!!!

Well, if you want to blow your teeny salary

On two watching shit bands twice in one week..

"You're just like plasticine being moulded into a libertine dream"

As some twat once said.

Billyfisher

Hey Edward, there's no need to be so nast. You know what, you sexless slaphead, you and The Courteeners and Twisted Wheel might all get on if you ever men.
They may be able to have a chat with you and perhaps even help you get a foot on the ladder by namechecking you in interviews. You could go on to be star in your own right and do smart stuff like appear on BBC 2's Later covering Shipbuilding accompanied by that ugly little fat bird out of Arcade Fire. Would you like that old man? Would you?

If I could ever convice them

to stop being bummed by you for five minutes.

Although they are all probably pretty sore now - having had this treatment from Steggy and John Robb in the space of just this article.

I'm enjoying this, some nice vitriol there sonny - work on it and you might actually be funny one day.

Slaphead!

The thing is Edward, all things considered, you will never ever achieve the commercial success you so clearly crave - or even get a sniff of it like Twisted Wheel and The Courteeners. So, why don't you put less effort into attacking successful acts and more effort into working up the ranks in your call centre?
And...rather then combing it forward why don't you just shave it off? That would be far more dignified granddad.

The thing is "billy"

Your personal slights on me don't bite, otherwise I wouldn't invite more of them by continuing to post here.

I know you are probably someone that knows me, or thinks they do - I've met quite a few spineless cunts like you in my time.

So keep em coming...

Chrome dome

I have met you a few times and, apart from the inescapable fact that you are old AND bald, you are OKAY for an OAP. But, you need to let The Courteeners thing go. It's not healthy for you to be so obsessed with a band that you know nothing about and have never seen. It's eating you up inside Edward - you cannot hate hip, handsome and famous young men with healthy heads of hair just because they have had the cheek to go and get signed, record an album with Stephen Street and play a sell out tour. It's not fair on you or your ugly girlfriend - it really isn't my friend...it really isn't.

Anything else?

Well if I am an OAP at 31 then clearly you must be pre-pubescent or something.

I cleared a little scally kid off my shoe a few days ago - was that you?

Oh, hang on...

"hip, handsome and famous young men"

No! Your one of those little indie tarts that follows them around aren't you?

Awwww.

Either that or you really need to have a think about your sexuality there mate...

Hair today gone tomorrow

Oh Edward, what are we going to do with you now that all your dreams are gone?

Now, now....

Stop deflecting all this onto me - I can see the real root of your angst now little missy.

Don't worry tho - soon those Courteener posters will come down, just like the Bloc Party ones did.

And then, that next band you fall in love with...

...

....I'll be here smashing nails into them too.

And my dreams are just fine, I have everything I could want right now in fact.

And the way is wide open.

For the things I want.

Not the ones you would.

If you were me.

You can get cheap Re-Gain on line

Yes - your dreams are fine Edward. And that's all they ever will be - dirty little dreams. Like the time you dreamt you were titting up Kate Bush as she sang along to one of your songs.
Don't you think it's a bit weird being on music messageboards at your age? Shouldn't you be, like, reading your kids a bedtime story or turtle waxing your Ford Mondeo?

And Eugh! by the way.

Time to get Mommy and Daddy to shell out
for some more sessions with that child
shrink I think.

Your clearly a nasty box of issues.

Well, whoever you are

I don't think its healthy to fuel this strange obsession with me any longer.

So I'll bow out of this slagging match
now thanks, I'm sure there are plenty
of other people out there you can creep
out.

Happy cyber-stalking!

Quintin!

Eddie!
I gotta laugh! I knew you were a southerner!
As we thought you are just another failed ex-student in a failed band getting all bitter about the locals who you look on with contempt in that southern hating the working class kinda way! ‘Oh they can’t even spell- don’t they talk funny’ kind of way!
You come up here and sneer at our culture, you stuck up ponce! Of course I’m one of those kids who grew up in North Manchester (bet you never even been up there!). One of those kids you sneer at with your sub Oscar Wilde put downs!
We have that northern thing that you could never understand but you know what there’s plenty of working class kids in London who get it as well. My mate saw The Courteeners down there last week and you be thrilled to know that the gig was packed.
All you seem to like is yourself and your small group of mate’s music. You rant and rave because some local journalist wrote an article about some local bands who are from Manchester and dares to miss your self styled genius out!
And you make weird little remarks about ‘bumming’ because a band gets a good review.
No-one in the city gives a toss about you and your holier than though mini scene of twelve people- you know we were going to come down and see you play for a laugh but you don’t seem to be playing any gigs! If the Courteeeners and their sold gig full of horrible northern oiks at The Ritz is not a band who are getting big and worth attention then what have you got to offer instead? A mini mini scene of bands that don’t play any gigs and have no hits on their myspace sites.
Hardly the talk of the town!
In ten years time no one will give a toss about your daft bands. They will never mean anything and you will be living back down south in some posh Home Counties town still cursing the world for not recognising your wacky genius!
And while you get warm with your girlfriend she will be thinking of Liam from the Courteeners instead of you!
Whilst me and my mates will be running round own having a good time, getting pissed, copping off and going to gigs and clubs- the sort of things that young people from Manchester do and the sort of things miserable old people like you don’t do.
You do sound scary wiping ‘scals’ off your shoe!
But at least you give us a really good laugh with your pompous answers….lets have another one Quentin!

scrolled down to the bottom and...

it's more ugly than ever. "CLICK" - that was a wakeup call like from Paul McKenna.

Here's to the rubbish bins behind Oldham Street!

Yup

You just pretty much confirmed everything
I thought about you as well.

Goodbye, and enjoy hiding in the shadow
of this band you love. Whilst you still can.

Ouch!

Someone has got ISSUES!

Did this Edward guy jilt you or
something harshbags?

calling the poet of a generation!

Morning Edward or Bernardo as you are calling yourself today!
WeI await you Oscar Mild riposte with glee!
Get typing in your coffee break from Macdonalds!

Hello

I'm not Edward, I actually write for a fanzine based in Cambridge, you know
- down south.

After reading all of this I expected the Courteeners to have some kind of Manchester sound to them - but amazingly enough they sound like the Libertines!

Have you northern monkeys finally run out of ideas of your own? Has it really come to borrowing 2nd rate London punk?

hahahahhaha.

And look!

In that article top Manchester punk
John Robb is going on about Babyshambles and the Sex Pistols!

This is hilarious - have you people never
even heard of The Fall or The Buzzcocks?

Ah now COME ON!

Typical North / South divide rubbish going on here.

Manchester has got plenty of original and vibrant sounding bands, most of which don't revert to the obvious sounds
of the late eighties / early nineties.

Do you, any of you, ever take reference from anything but Q Magazine and the fucking NME??

Rock and Roll...

Conveyor line more like ;)

BillyFisher, what a coward!

This is all vicious, vile and just generally unpleasent and I don't wish to fan any further flames, but to BillyFisher you say you've met Ed and you've clearly not had the courage to deliver your vitriol against him in person. That's a bit pathetic, isn't it?
And keeping yourself anonymous is the usual cowardly troll thing to do.

Plus the more scorn you guys pour on to Ed, you just strengthen the anti-scene's credentials, resolve and presence (I notice the word is starting to catch on on this and other message boards) and this is exactly the kind of attention we want because it proves beyond doubt how stupid, petty and useless the current scene in Manchester is.
So, you're all a bit silly really...

Cheers Vince

Maybe we should invite these poor saps
down for Febuary 7th - show em what the real sound of Manchester is.

They might even turn out to be decent human beings behind that creepy stalker facade.

I'm there!

The 'real sound of Manchester'...sounds good to me!
the real sound of Manchester as decided by Quinten the internet groomer- a southerner who hates Manchester music, writes rubbish lyrics and is an ex student who lives in Chorlton with his six pseudonyms and a bloke called Vincent...We got to see this! Where is it on at? The Acadamy 1?

Everything popular is good...

Did you cue up for hours to get Take That tickets?
Because you must love Take That, they're the most successful and popular band to ever come out of Manchester.
They're the real sound of Manchester...

Shhh...

Don't upset him Vince, he's clearly distressed that the band he's blown all his pocket money on have turned out to be shitty Libertines aping also-rans.

Oh and Mr Steggy - seems like your mate Liam can learn to love southerners, so maybe you can too!! -->

http://www.nme.com/news/32894

"Thanks for being so receptive to us. London is like our second home..."

hahahahahahahahaha!

hey Eddie the internet groomer!

I thought you said the Courteeners were doing badly in London!

I guess being shitty Libertines also rans is a quite a few notches up from being shitty Luke Haines never rans.

Oh and Vincent, you sound like a little baby having a tantrum

....

my god this has gone up a notch...i think the sad truth is that no amount of samll grass roots scene is ever going to replace the top-level influence of a record
label, various pluggers, managers, booking agents and A & R. EJames, just going to have to ignore them cos they will be around for a while at this rate, and they clearly do it for more people than they dont. Its not the bands fault that people flock to to their shows and buy their records! no matter how shite you, me or any one else thinks they are.

Well, that's put me in my place...

I sound like a little baby, do I?
Awwww, could you not think of an argument to counter my last point?
And you don't want throw any personal abuse at me either, like you did with Ed when couldn't think of anything clever to say (which is rarely)?
You disappoint me, I'm used to much better competition than this, but I'll guess you'll do for some practise.
I'll toy with you for a bit longer but please come up with something better next time, otherwise I'll get bored and my plan won't succeed.
The floor's all yours, steggy...

aww look the baby is stamping its foot!

seem to have struck a nerve there!

'And you don't want throw any personal abuse at me either, like you did with Ed when couldn't think of anything clever to say (which is rarely)? '

not sure what this means!
does it mean you are heard?
your mate Ed doesn't sound as clever as he thinks he is, he's as cliched as his banal music.

keep 'toying' Vincent and keep us all amused!

Why am I a baby?

And I don't see why Ed's views are cliched, maybe you can explain this to me. And are you an educated and trained musician to make such sweeping criticisms of his music?
I think you might be punching a bit above your weight here. Prove me wrong...
Oh, and I do like amusing people and will keep going, but I feel I need a better sparring partner than you. Whenever someone makes a good point against you, you start with the personal insults and stuff. It makes things duller than the Courteeners. Come on, you can do better than this, you're the "real" scene, the dominant force, you should be able to put me out of misery by the end of the day.

I was only asking if you like Take That. They're very popular you know and you seem to like popular bands, it seems to be a requirement to your listening pleasure. You might also like Girls Aloud, the Spice Girls and I bet you wait with glee for the winner of X-Factor.
I eagerly await your reply...

Come on Skeggy

I'm enjoying watching you trapped in a corner here - throwing out abuse because you are incapable of actually arguing your point.

I think, in reality - your the child here really, aren't you?

And "cliched" - mate, I drew you out into that territory earlier when I had you ranting about southerners in the most cliched way possible.

Your just a puppet, skeggy! We're playing you like the dumbass you are!

Tessie

I get what your saying but we're not actually that much against these bands
as much as the way Manchester is being
represented in that article up there.

That Manchester grass roots scene is hardly represented on this site mainly
because most people around the UK think
all the city has to offer is "attitude"
bands.

You know as we know, this just isn't the case.

thank you and goodnight

Well like all forum debates we have now reached the end point. I'm off on my holidays tomorrow and will leave you children to your inane babbling.
Eddie! no-one will ever listen to your silly little band, but good luck with it anyway. We may even come and see you play sometime and continue our conversation in public. You lost this argument fair and square and were more outclassed than poor old Ricky Hatton. Your vain attempts to place yourself in the centre of the Manchester scene will impress no-one apart from your made up friends!
One day you may get to understand the north and stop sneering at the city’s working class culture!
And as this comment page proves you have been out gunned by a smarter, wittier, younger and more hip and better looking young dude!
But you have provided us with plenty of laughs in the last week! Living up to your pompous stoodent stereotype has been the cruel entertainment of us all.
Don't bother replying (although I’m sure you will, little baby with tantrum has to have the last lonely word!) as I'm away and will have forgotten al about you!

hahaha

Nice try, mate - your bailing because your beat, simple as that.

Now fuck off and learn to hold an argument, prick.

And by all means..

...come see me play and continue this
in person.

I won't hold my breath that a clueless,
faceless little troll like you would
ever have the guts to come good on
that.

But the Anti-scene is waiting for you
first Thursday of the month, if you want to prove me wrong.

:)

agreed

He namechecks the aftershow...he cant possibly have ever been on anight when there were no bigger named acts cos its dead. I was at the one where tigerpicks headlined and there were 10 people downstairs...if it wasnt for the indie night project in room 2 (where there were about 300 people) the night would have gone tits up, but still Robb bleats about the aftershow. ill tell you now its a farce, an egotisitical farce.

Which leads me to my next point that PR and image shaping points to only one element of manchester...it seems odd to me that the witty, poptastic stylings of the smiths is somehow overshadowed by the monkeys. The Smiths are for me, Manchesters best ever product. Nothing like it then and no-one can even rip them off now. not even mr fray despite what his lyrics say...hahah

Aye

And its the Smiths that are globally
the biggest Manchester band ever, as well
as being the best.

I was out in eastern europe a couple
of years ago and amazed by how popular
The Smiths were in Prague, encapsulated
by a nigh on 7 ft Czech guy singing
"William, it was really nothing" at
me during a party there.

whicih...

gives a tiny ray of hope that once we get out of manchesters inbred nonsense climate
that it is good see that bands get lauded
purely for music alone, once the fads pass
it is the music alone that counts...
no-one gives a shit about daffodils and daft quiffs now only the music.

So in short twisted wheel and the courteeners will not be as enduring in this way cos their tunes are not up to the hype despite what john says...and for fuck sake has anyone listened to goldblade? utter shite and not even purposefully shite so that its good. just shit. he has no platform in which to give his opinion. john robb is NOT the singular voice of manchester music. end of.

..

also i will be sure to check out the anti-scene at some point, shouild givethe deodates a shout, you may or may not like it but thats the way of the world!

i just hope that the night does not suffer as others have in the wake of manchesters
silliness...but if it can be made a real
alternative it could do well as i reckon there enough dissenting voices to make an impact....as long as the tunes are there it should be ok..tired of yorkshire pissing all over manchester for innovation and just plain great bands, its embarassing. cracks me up that the courteeners have been described as 'manchesters arctic monkeys'. we dont need a low grade rip off a great band, we have the original.

I have checked out The Deodates

and am loving the rawness, tell em to check their myspace ;)

Ultimately with the anti-scene we are not trying to create a movement as much as a place for bands that are willing to innovate, a place to meet up and check out what others have to offer.

We're just trying to keep that Manchester DIY spirit, the one Mr Robb loves to talk about but has long since forgotten, alive and burning bright.

will do...

Absolutely...a lot of bands that get shouted out in manchester have great music
or a great look etc etc, but for me there isn't a band to touch the deodates for the melodies, they got the stage prescence and the show making qualities that a lot of bands dont deliver on too without descending into monkeyman dribbling toss. ...mark my words if they can catch a break they will do very well, IF they can catch a break..i mean i quite like air cav but still feel at times they are a poor mans arcade fire and so many bands I've seen are great up until the vocals come in. some have interesting voices but no melody to speak of and this i reckon more than anything is what is hampering bands...t

VICTORIAN DAD

seemed to have missed this Band maybe..

DAVID RYBKA & THE VICTORIAN DAD
. It has been a long time coming and David Rybka, the leader of “Wigan’s Super Group”, is no stranger to hard work. He has perfected his compositional style and live act over the course of thousands of performances (beginning when he was just fifteen years old) and this experience is obvious – so much so that within a year of his arrival in Manchester he was offered not one but two publishing deals: an acoustic release on R.I.P. Records and a full electric album (entitled “The Thin Thread”) on Elbow’s label “Skinny Dog Records”.

Together with his band (consisting of core members Jimmy Wilson, Tom Doherty, Matt McNicolas, Tom Yates and Fran Lydiatt) he has carved out a keen UK following and something of a private mythology; the band moved into Withington’s last surviving 18th Century farm house and soon transformed it into a hermitage for musicians of all disciplines to collaborate in (until they were suddenly evicted and the place began to crumble – but they now tour too much to make use of such a base anyway).

David and the VDB have recently enjoyed enthusiastic support from BBC 6 Music, patronage from The Smiths’ Mike Joyce and praise from local artists I Am Kloot & Elbow. They are also part of Manchester’s Debt Set (affiliated with co-operative label Debt Records run by occasional collaborator Louis Barabbas) and are engaged in a host of creative and promotional projects with their contemporaries in the Manchester arts scene.

NOTE TO EDITORS

The electric and acoustic records will be available soon after, accompanied by a video for single No Fashion. A further album is in pre-production.

www.myspace.com/victoriandaad

DEBT RECORDS.net

MANCHESTER'S FINEST INDEPENDENT LABEL

go read for your self...this SCENE

bring back the national service for the idol

http://www.myspace.com/victoriandaad

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