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crack open the vodka?
might actually inspire me to do some tidying...
do drunken tidying, you can wake up confused tomorrow wondering where everything is.
THEN give yourself a haircut.
not only do i know where you live, but it's also only about a 20 minute walk from here.
i well fancy a double vodka and coke......with a slice of lime and some good company.
unfortunately that once led to me falling asleep in my chair and my lil sister trying to slyly put me to bed, making me take out my contact lenses and off my clothes. I have no memory of this :S
good thing i love on my own, really.
you'll go blind...
look at my userpic. EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
also: i hate you all.
i wouldnt suprise me to find you were 'loveless'
YES! YES! YESSSSS!
it's not my fault i only attract women with mental problems or who live at the other end of the country.
it takes me 3/4 (depending on stomach fillage etc) to get to that 'wahey lets have a good time, im hot everything is fun woo!' stage and then i can get quite splendidly plastered rather fast.
i'm just basically a complete slacker, but get a couple of vodka n redbulls in me and i think i can take on the entire world.
or at least make my flat liveable.
i'm sat at work today and my manager sends round an email saying that they're looking for one of our team to "act up" into a supervisor role for the next 4 months.
so i email probably the only guy on our team i'd consider a friend, and his response was basically:
"you should go for it! imagine the team meetings:
other supervisor: *something important about PFIs*
daniel: *sarcastic comment that alienates half the team*
other supervisor: *something important about missed calls*
daniel: *laughing to himself about something funny he read on Drowned In Sound*"
^ a trip down memory lane!
what did you do?
and then someone rang me and talked at me until 2am. she just wouldn't let me sleep. women. bleh.