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I actually don't understand this stuff ever.
Even when I've been really drunk I've understood the concept of the toilet seat...
aleviates pissing problems
It's so relieving
To see that you're leaving
Piss on the toilet seat
Dunno, something like that.
can't 'aim' properly???
agree with above
Hence the problem. Having said that, to make no effort to avoid said problem seems a little selfish.
is that they didn't even flush the toilet when finished. salt. wound. rubbing. etc.
i.e sitting on the 'lav' and being descreet and someone comes in the one next door, slamms the door and then proceeds to make the most disgusting noises totally unaware that youre 'next door' - ie farting, exhaling, puffing, like they're passing a turd the girth of a particulary thick oak tree - you always imagine they're fat out of shape cunts anyway.
PUBLIC toilet users. When you realise the person in the next cubicle is holding fire until you leave, simply open and close the toilet door without leaving. Their first plop can then be greeted with a huge cheer.
did you know it's mark alexiou's birthday on sat?? Leilani may well make an appearance
yes i did now that it was his bday... did you get him a present?
at least you can wipe pee off with a bit of paper, but who's going to pick up someone elses used tampon/towel they've left on the seat/cistern/floor for all to enjoy?
it's mega ew
thats not as bad as my old housemate, who used to leave bits of poo on the loo seat in a shared house with 3 other students. and as i had known him the longest i had to confront him about it...
reminds me of an old thread where someone lived with someone who didnt wipe his arse and was leaving shitstains on all the seats in their house...or did i just dream that?
...people don't seem to understand the toilet etiquette (or 'shitiquette') laws regarding using every other cubicle. If theres 3 cubicles, everyone knows the middle one is just ornamental (or for upright use only). If you use that then its uncomfortable for anyone else to use the two others, you selfish bastard.
And coming in and sitting in the adjacent cubicle when there are others free? Fucking weirdos.
...in a small office, in a well kept toilet, then its acceptable cause you're getting paid for it!
In medieval times, men used to piss directly onto another's naked fragrant buns....
who always leaves MASSIVE shits in the toilet. It's just Not On.
on the size of the work. but then there are horrible little people who go 'haha i did a massive shit!'
on another point, my gf knows someone who takes of all of his clothes before using the toilet, whether he's pissing or shitting. what on earth would freud say? something austrian no doubt.
apparently. maybe a huge horse shat on him or something when he was a baby.
DO NOT pass go, DO NOT collect your P45. Totally agree.