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... no. JUST WRONG.
that you have "secrets" just between the two of you?
i can imagine him now, approaching me from behind, performing the soft shoe shuffle for stealth purposes and cackling behind his dirty bouffant.
brings a new meaning to "line dancing", doesn't it?
it would be quite funny, in hindsight. just terrifying as it happened.
what if cliff richard forced you into a rubber outfit and made you his gimp?