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This took me a while.
Hope you enjoy it/you aren't offended/it even works!
cos im not sleb enough :(
I'm Crablin. Never thought I'd say that...
it's obviously broken. although we do have matching tops.
Turns out I'm Hannah. There's no way I'm giving up caffeine and alcohol though.
Hannah as well, don't really know what the implications are, as i don't know her...
it means you are constantly laughing.
but only when i've had a lot to drink.
should i redo it, or is it actually a pile of silly?
um, that must have taken effort.
There are seven profiles in all :)
thats a bit better.
i could work out who most of the answers would lead to, i think, apart from the ones i chose. hmmmm.
I played up to it though
"who cares, you won't have heard of it"
"viernamese rarities marathon"
It had to be me or Traynor.
with those responses.
I wanna see all the outcomes.
just to be sure that on_tha_run was there.
it took me a good hour to put together as it was, so I'm sorry if I didn't get around to including the Wiggles clique.
There're still two results nobody's got yet.
Bastards. Every single one. Let them strut about with their wine glasses, pontificating about the Arcade Fire and Cats, Cats, Cats; deep in their heart they know that Jet and Oasis are the be all and end all of rock n roll. You've just got to listen, yeah? I mean, when you're off your tits on cider and smarties, what do you want to jump up and down and hug your bezzies to? Exactly. They're all washed up art farts, and if they don't stop picking on you you're going to tell.
Which DiSer are you?
That made me laugh a hell of a lot, nice work.
so i suppose it's mildly accurate.
Even though I was listening to Gomez, I clicked on volcano!
volcano! even though I'm singing along to Linkin Park. ILOVENUMETALFACT.
I think this has come out wrong?
My mum said I should go into supply teaching, not accountancy, and I never regret not doing it :)
I didn't read it. But oh my god.
How wrong these people are. I'm not sure how you relate an un-DiS-like taste to chav children, who drink cider etc.
I think I might have insulted the person who did this, in the past.
If I called you ugly, I'm sorry. I'm sure you're not. Honest.
but i didnt really look at a couple of the questions
I knew someone would stumble on Theo eventually.
you have no idea how many replies I abandoned concerning genitalia, they were all far too lewd.
Ah but how do you know she doesn'ABANDON REPLY
Just so you know!
which is good.
And there were no questions on knitted ties. Silk, or otherwise.
supposedly i have great music taste!
like a SCL category and a Monpot category and a.. okay that's excuses, I'm a narcissist, where's my category?!
either you are:
God only help you if you're ho_fo. That's like Hufflepuff.
you left out some absolute Gods of DiS! Ho is on_tha_run???
that neatly encapsulates a particular breed of DiSers. Unlike you, you grey area.
He's black&white -he's a classic.
You're not heavy! You're my brother!
Do you like Kasabian? Yes? You are SCL!
Yes there is!
That is a totally ace quiz :D
It came out as myself.
I don't understand why I'm a chav, or why I don't like the Arcade Fire. I only got their album in liek May last year.
everyone else got it illegally in November 04. LOSER!
I was being a bit sarcastic.
Its fairly inaccurate. I almost have a fight with these kinds of people every week.
Is it a Northern thing? I know a lot of Southern people think we're all beasts in caves who only like the Stone Roses and Oasis.
Drowned in Sound has some cunts, dunnit?
"bored office worker contingent". whoo hoo!
I'm not exactly south of Watford Gap. It's not really supposed to be a well developed portrait of you, more a group of indie fans you have come to represent, unfairly or not.
Hahaha. I love how wrong you are.
Have you been locked in a cell for the last five years? Or have you just recently got into music and been misinformed by you clever friends about all the 'scenes'?
Either way, LOL.
Feel free to put together an intelligent and discerning exploration of cliquism in music today of your own. Or simply become Crablin, like the rest of us. You will be assimilated.
and this overspills.
Carrot spawn that goes with it.
I suspect this has gone wrong somewhere. Why aren't I Hannah?! Probably the Hard Fi question, eh?
It's like the bit in Being John Malkovich when he goes inside his own head.
I want to be chris_is_cool though. I had to lie and say i was listening to beck when really i dont listen to any of them.
<a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/3796/"><img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/6/9/3796/14276.jpg" title="Hannah82" alt="Hannah82" border="0" /></a><br />Hannah82<br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/3796/">Take Which DiSer are you? today!</a><br /><small>Created with <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>'s <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/">Personality Test Generator</a>.</small></p><div>So one day you're browsing the net whilst keeping a weather eye open for your boss (what a douche HE is) when you stumble across this site. Jesus, do people actually care this much about music? So fast and furious and painful is the whole concept that it makes you want to read more. And more. And...good gravy! Swallowed whole. You are the backbone of DiS, and without that particular sector of the population to which you belong, the whole thing would probably collapse on its arse. That would be the celebrated "bored office worker contingent". I salute you!</div>
yeah. so I'm hannah82. whatever man/.
mIve been here longer than hannah 82. do i get money?
im goin bed.
now im goin bed.
Because I have a higher postcount
you fuckin' own!
I am Hannah82 btw :-)
I predict that she will do a cry.
either. 10,000 posts and no recognition save a solitary 'Zonino!' on the bottom button :(
I still am - very much the bored office worker!
ha ha ha!
Maybe we should actually have a conversation next time we're both out.
i act like a fool 90% of the time, but otherwise i'm exceptionally genius like. heh.
does anyone get to be me?
i'm a bit confused that i think some of you think that colin set-up dis three years ago?
It all seemed so simple to begin with eh? You were a young, idealistic Fall fan with a fringe full of dreams; to change the world of music forever was your plan. An admirable intention noone can disagree, so why is that three years later, a lot more people seem to hate you? Why do you find yourself the sole bastion of gentle reason on that savage pit of grammatical nightmare that is the DiS boards? And why does everyone have to keep banging on about Kaisergate? Really, it is most unfair. They should think about your feelings for a change. And it's Hex Enducation Hour you want, you morons.
Can you feel a blog coming on?! Haha - tis coz Colin talks shite on the boards with us all the time while you do other stuff, therefore, he's more cliquey than you!
Brainlove was always the coolest
when he should be working...
I was hannah82 yet according to number thingies on out profiles I've been here longer than her! lol. Apparantly I've also been here longer than hollywood_freak. shows how much impact I have....
who is apparently a cat.
nice that I got a mention in the questions. I'm obviously more 'in' than I thought.
Probably because I opted for Noam Chomsky over Pro SQL Server 2009 in the book category.
How anyone who opted to whip out their laptop at a gig could be anyone but me or Crab-Apple, I don't know.
Anyway, I managed to get me by answering with some frankly ludicrous answers.
And what's with the Favourite Radiohead Song question? 'Just' wasn't in it. This is mad.
Nice work! :D
Can you believe it?
I can't either.
Hannah, i think you should be quite disturbed by this
I shall be.
you are Crabbers!
I love it
Oooh. It's all gone a bit post-modern. I feel faint.
he will be happy
another one for my tribe!
You calling me a girl?
Yeah you are a girl honey!
Am i on there?
I bet Parsefone based his real life experiance of meeting DiSser's purely on when he met me. So in a way you are all a bit like me.
Umm, is that good?
Of course its good!
I'm quite flattered by that, really.
Thought I might have got Theo? for the SQL Server answer though...
@ Sean's post above though.
I like Sean.
who's listening to the faculty (Q1)? i thought it would be me, but i'm not an option!
an occupational hazard for poor prole
And talk about Dronecore with hot girls?
How did I even come out as me?
You are the board lothario.
Randy pan the goat boy.
it feels so wrong
But I actually want to be The_Glory.
When I did it fucked I was Hannah82
Now I'm sober I'm ho_fo apparantly. Whatever...
so nobody got Theo AT ALL? Maybe I should go and weight the questions more towards him.
3 Shrug shoulders
4 Rumpled suit
5 Ignore him
6 go solo
8 Paranoid Android
10 It's alright
BAN REQUEST FOR PARSEFONE.
I am not shure if im happy or worried
= genius. And possibly sums me up very well.
I'm the freak, apparently. Your quiz is broken Mr Fone.