Parsefone

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Interests:
The revolution

Music taste:
unrevolutionary

Anything else?:
I can't believe you didn't rub the oil from your arm into her face as a sort of post coital gesture before screaming CAN YOU MOVE DOWN PLEASE into her face so loudly your larynx collapses. Look, it's neither big nor clever chris just give the cat back. Now your being a jerk...i was gonna share my fave list of photography books with you but now i'm not...you get a 2(i) stay in your field, write a book become someone. Hell you could even be on Channel 4. No way!! He's GAY! Fucking GAY! That's not techno, that's how we talk. I cried when I went to see green day, only at the end though. The problem of this country is we have forgeton Go. This is the last time I'm ever speaking to you, you are a very strange individual and I can't risk being shat upon. Guess what Traynor.....your somewhat perfect race isn't so fucking perfect is it. If you google my real name you get hardcore porn and i am not chaneing my name. I don't really care if you want to kiss me on my face. Please form a band with me called AIDS FIST. i don't know what you mean but please don't be mean, can't you just be nice nice like ice, and all the little fish, that swim in the sea, I am so twee, join our mobile phone network. Dammit, that kid is one goddamn loose cannon, frickin' wildcard of a maverick...sonofabitch. I knew his father, bravest man I ever met, he saved my ass in Hemel Hempstead once, a crate of Listerine had collapsed in aisle 6, it was a mess...Theres this Asian guy who's just started where I work. He is literally the only Asian to work here for 2 years. His voice is dead nice, I think hes lovely. God, if i look at my hands when i type i feel like a child they are child's hands, i am a child. It's like a porno Bernard's Watch, and I don't have the watch. Ive shot cows with air rifles from treehouses before, it was funny at a time when i had no morals, and owned a minidisc player. I've become mildly obsessed with her this afternoon ever since someone said "she looks like Tara Reid with bigger tits", if that's not a 5 star review I don't know what is. Otherwise, it’s the paedophiles who have won. Oh my God, sprechenmuffin!

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Artist ratings

• Arcade Fire: 10
• Gruff Rhys: 10
• Noam Chomsky: 10
• Wilco: 10
• Tom Waits: 10
• Super Furry Animals: 10
• Radiohead: 10
• Blur: 10
• Pagan Wanderer Lu: 9
• Sufjan Stevens: 9
• Elbow: 9
• Belle And Sebastian: 9
• Pulp: 9
• Beck: 9
• Mogwai: 9
• Sonic Youth: 9
• Los Campesinos!: 8
• Kong: 8
• Germlin: 8
• My Latest Novel: 8
• iLiKETRAiNS: 8

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