Parsefone

Interests:
The revolution

Music taste:
unrevolutionary

Anything else?:
I can't believe you didn't rub the oil from your arm into her face as a sort of post coital gesture before screaming CAN YOU MOVE DOWN PLEASE into her face so loudly your larynx collapses. Look, it's neither big nor clever chris just give the cat back. Now your being a jerk...i was gonna share my fave list of photography books with you but now i'm not...you get a 2(i) stay in your field, write a book become someone. Hell you could even be on Channel 4. No way!! He's GAY! Fucking GAY! That's not techno, that's how we talk. I cried when I went to see green day, only at the end though. The problem of this country is we have forgeton Go. This is the last time I'm ever speaking to you, you are a very strange individual and I can't risk being shat upon. Guess what Traynor.....your somewhat perfect race isn't so fucking perfect is it. If you google my real name you get hardcore porn and i am not chaneing my name. I don't really care if you want to kiss me on my face. Please form a band with me called AIDS FIST. i don't know what you mean but please don't be mean, can't you just be nice nice like ice, and all the little fish, that swim in the sea, I am so twee, join our mobile phone network. Dammit, that kid is one goddamn loose cannon, frickin' wildcard of a maverick...sonofabitch. I knew his father, bravest man I ever met, he saved my ass in Hemel Hempstead once, a crate of Listerine had collapsed in aisle 6, it was a mess...Theres this Asian guy who's just started where I work. He is literally the only Asian to work here for 2 years. His voice is dead nice, I think hes lovely. God, if i look at my hands when i type i feel like a child they are child's hands, i am a child. It's like a porno Bernard's Watch, and I don't have the watch. Ive shot cows with air rifles from treehouses before, it was funny at a time when i had no morals, and owned a minidisc player. I've become mildly obsessed with her this afternoon ever since someone said "she looks like Tara Reid with bigger tits", if that's not a 5 star review I don't know what is. Otherwise, it’s the paedophiles who have won. Oh my God, sprechenmuffin! The Man Don't Give A Fuck about proper insulation and/or safety standards. The Man Don't Give A Fuck about the threat of electricity. The Man wants only a trail of broken bones and bleeding bodies on his way to the top of Mount Capitalist Pig. He said "Well, you should be mate with moves like that you could be the best in Britain". I said, "No thanks I'm making shit loads from computers". She found it immature and embarrassing, we haven't spoken since but I don't care, I must have killed her about twenty times. I don't like your kind. I don't like them at all - the gays. They just get right up my snout, with their 'oooh, look at me, I stick my penis in another man' and their jumping around and the dancing and that. It makes me sick. It just makes me, I dunno, wanna punch my computer screen and this is an expensive screen. So I think it would be best if you leave. This was at the very end of August and I'd been working out lots at that point (was swimming in testosterone) and I was wearing a pretty tight t-shirt so was obviously displaying some good work (not showboating either - it was just a warm day) but she was such a tart about it, I thought I'd show some ruggedness - i don't know. Susan is correct, remember when the media fawned over maddie maccann's parents? It's called political correctness. Or you could take a bit of control of your life, get a car and use the drive-thru. Me and a friend used to pretend to be obese new yorkers gently exercising on the promenade deck of a cruise ship in the Caribbean. We named our characters Brad and Evelyn. We once dressed up as them.