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with is eating something that SMELLS LIKE A TOILET.
grab the wrapper when he has finished. i wanna know what that is so i can have a toilet when i go festival.
research is required!
i might just go and sit in the actual toilets because it WOULD SMELL BETTER.
now he's SLURPING it. kill me.
like, wallet-sized snaps?
what the hell can you slurp that would smell of toilet and be considered food ?!
who sits next to me's nose whistles when he breathes. I think I win.
to look like. just imagine them with funny faces. that should get the disgusting image out of yr head!
for listening to keane, kick him in the nuts under the table. and piles dude, tell him to stop sitting on men!
how is the toilet smell drink going guntrip??
they are, hadn't seen that one.
nose whistling is worse than smelly sandwiches though. They'll go away. I imagine your image of that man's piles will remain with you forever.. ich.
for the piles image!
I shared an office with once was a real horror show. She smelled very srongly of piss and woudl wear low cut tops wildly inappropriate for her age and figure.
She fancied one of the lads and would keep leaning over the desk behind him. One day she "fell out" while talking into his ear. Somehow he managed not to vomit.
He told me later he had a nightmare in which he locked himself in a house to escape her only to watch as her hand passed through the solid glass of a window and opened the door from inside. Then she leaned over him and said: "Well. What are we going to do now?"
At this point he woke up screaming.
heart in the right place, even though she tried to constantly get you to go to the store room with her!!
...because I like my skin.
I think Durutti takes it, though. That one does own...
I remember when I was kid being told that someone had piles and thinking they meant he had piles of cash, and being quite jealous!
being jealous of piles. man it mustve sucked to be u.
ever eaten a Durian? Now that smells like a sewer.
Quite nice though, but the combination of the smell and it's sickly sweetness means that you feel a bit sick.
Always had that mince-based meal once a week that smelled lik diahorrhea (sp?). I could never understand why anyone could be a meat eater after they'd smelled that.
from a vegetarian restaurant in amseterdam. of course being a speciality place, i thought wow the cheese on it must be like paremesan because it smelt loads. It smelt well bad.
After eating bits of it i became suspicious. Not ever blue cheese has this amount of mould on it.
and I was there when thy were serving lunch. It spelt so much like horrible school dinners I thought I was gonna puke and had to leave. Urgh.
a thousand year egg once, I turned that down. They smell bad.
HU wld keep and egg for that long, and how could they prove it!
keep them for a few months, it's a chinese delicacy.
They look upon the concept of cheese as plain weird.
the disparity between the smell and the taste.