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really was ace, wasn't it? i just found a website that has loads of it archived, i'd really forgotten how funny it was.
Digitiser was my life.
Ring Sir! and the replies to letters being particular favourite parts of Biffo's work.
say that i expected only you to reply to this ;)
anyway, if you don't know it:
i've just been reading the titanic 2 script and the Mr T problem page and laughing my SILLY FACE off.
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
I've got a new job preparing the
questions on TV's Who Wants To Be
A Millionaire? It's a good job,
but yesterday I had a bit of a run
in with the producer.
He objected to three questions I had
taken four hours to prepare:
* What's my favourite toy?
* Why do lions walk like that?
* What does a wall taste like anyway?
I immediately tendered my resignation,
but he rejected it on the grounds that
I had tendered it only in my head.
SCRIPT-OH - Star Wars Episode II
Int. Jedi Temple. Day.
Obi-Wan: What's going on in here?
Anakin: Me and my mates are having a bit of a party.
Obi-Wan: Party? What are those empty cans of Strongbow? Are you drunk?
Anakin: Pfft. No.
Obi-Wan: No? Then why were you just sick in that waste paper bin?
Anakin: I wasn't sick. I was just... y'know, showing... you... what I... had... for dinner...
the thing is, i wasn't even really interested in gaming when i used to read digitiser, it just made me laugh so damn much..
as well as occasionally still using Moc-moc-a-moc in conversation.
I miss it a lot.
and of course, being excited by:
what was it though? A precursor to Planet Sound?
it was the computer/console gaming pages on teletext but, as you can see above, it, er, had a tendency to 'go off on one'. it's gone now. boo.
the music/social one. Is that still there?
Forgot the name. but i remember there were towny/indie slagging matches and people used to call themselves 'greenline warrior' and stuff.
i used to chekc that out alogn with digitiser
it used to be full of Manics fans.
Try this one.