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far eastern pirate movies?
I love both, but I'd probably go pirates. Ninjas are on a par with superheroes, cool but not an integral part of my childhood.
The real question is Knights or Pirates?
Is about pirates. Well, it's about Jackie Chan kicking pirate arse.
Ninjas Of The Carribean
Charlie And The Chocolate Ninja Factory
Don Juan DeNinja
(Ninjas) From Hell
I think I've made my point.
=best thing ever
if it does, it would have been directed by godfrey ho.
the Amiga 500 game
robots in hero quest
but I prefer the more human feel of cyborgs.
here is a simple way of explaining the order of everything in the world.
Robots > Pirates > everything in the world Angus Deayton > Superheroes > U2.
and I guess chris moyles should be in there somewhere.
I'm building one of those
The film: 3 Ninjas owns.
Three kids who were taught to be ninjas by their ninja grandfather.
They then use their ninja skills to defend their home from burglars.
This then leads to a cataclysmic showdown between the grandfather and the boss of the mafia.
but I lost loads of the pieces. It ruled.
being the evil wizard was by far one of my favourite childhood things.
ninjas are cooler but pirates are just plain better and it would be so much more fun to be a pirate, too. think of all the pillaging and boozing and leering at busty wenches.
ninjas scare the fuck out of me.
and not in a good way.
Ninjas... Pirates are one step away from the darkness...
Seriously, think about it.
NOT THIS AGAIN
that is all
cos tim is a loser.
Tim freaking rocks.
Jeff? Jeff? Jeff? pfft, jeff !!!
is the 'pirate' of that debate.
that makes perfect sense
and we all know jeff and water don't get on too well.
tims got ninja skills, being all quiet and shit.
and he was a knight.
"quiet and shit" shit = stuff, whatever.
im a ninja lover
had ninja and samuri vampires in it
i think they should win
It's a classic.
more than i need to breathe right now.
of COURSE its ninjas. theyre magical and fun to watch. pirates are just a bunch of drunken cunts. see: black flag (pirates) vs minor threat (ninjas). or the sex pistols (pirates) vs joy division (ninjas).
are sexier than ninjas though. they have a rugged charm. ninjas are just a little too slick and dedicated to the job. no sense of fucking FUN.
the only ninja who is truly sexy is martin tomlinson.
in final fantasy? no. case closed.
big stinking men with scurvy attractive..
ninjas are harder but pirates have more "AAAAAAGGGGHH!" factor.
i vote pirate as i think they're far cooler.
but surprised that no-one has mentioned injuns, an injun fighting Cain gave him some some serious problems in Kung Fu.
(Its not un PC cos every kid wanted to be an injun when I was little).
can be stealthy like ninjas
have the glamour and allure of pirates
but also live in harmony with nature.
And the crowning glory is, you can make that noise when you make a long Wooooooooooo whilst patting your mouth with your hand 'woo woo woo woo woo'
better than an 'Argghh' any day
be honest, who has just made the 'Woo woo woo' noise?