Liverpool manage to disappoint everyone by getting as far as the semi-final of the FA Cup before receiving a tactical masterclass from the Gealit Wagons, thereby ensuring Slippy G cannot do something cataclysmic on his birthday. Adam Federici the other finalist.
Celtic sent reeling by the mighty Kelly Something Or Others. Literally nothing happened in the Premiership. Probably a bunch of stuff happened in the Championship that got the peasants all worked up.
Topic for the day: James Collins' effort on Sunday, or this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyxt4ExHDrM#t=14