Crystal Palace win in vital relegation six pointer, Neil Warnock begins to refer to himself in the third person. Spurs beat Spurs reserves. Dinnerlady face throws an absolute wobbler over one of his players getting himself correctly and stupidly sent off. In a weekend where Tomkins, Wilshere and Barkley all disgraced themselves, Vertonghen's actions are described as being completely beneath the "British" game.
Dave Whelan says he'll quit if it's discovered his racist comments make him a racist, North West- based jobbing sport journalists break into a cold sweat at the thought. Southampton beat Villa 1-0 later.