I bloody love erection day. Think about it, something like 1 in 3 people are all going to the same ritualistic/cultural thing that the news simply isn’t covering - people are making themselves hard with their online views! finger power, tugging, going down to the poll dancing and shit like that. AWWW MAN I love erection day. Lets all tug the shit out of this day today!
Would be even better if it was a general erection and/or more people were tugging. But still, ERECTIONS! WOOOO!