In deference to the desolation of Smee, just the facts:
Both Chelsea and City see out shaky 1-0s. Arsenal demolish a Sunderland side with one eye on the final in a week's time. Liverpool again entertain. Cardiff increasingly look like an expensive lost cause. Van Gaal makes bedroom eyes at Levy as Spurs fall at Norwich. England draw a laughably dull and easy group for their Euro qualifiers. Barcelona get twatted by bogey team Sociedad.