Fuck all going on Saturday anywhere really, aside from the baffling spectacle of Aaron "Any Day Now" Ramsey being booed by Cardiff supporters.
Lots to look forward to on Sunday, though. Barca travel to Bilbao. A 40 year old sodomises Andre Villas Boas. Juve versus Udinese. Derby versus Wigan. Top top teams with top top players. Yew know e can put the ball anywhere. Football!