As the usual suspects are breaking etiquette by flagrantly swapping Sunday betting tips in the Friday thread, I guess we'd better get this show on the road.
Clash of the weekend can be found in Italy, where Juve meet Napoli, whilst Villareal host Atletico in La Liga. Some football may sporadically break out in the Premier League on Saturday but probably not. Big midlands derby in the Championship, where Forest look to get their faltering promotion bid back on track at high-flying Leicester.
On Sunday we kick off with what is likely to be a tight, tetchy, handicapped goalkeeper-y encounter between Spurs and Newcastle, followed by the box office match of the day, Sunderland's 20% possession 2-1 shoeing of Silva-less Man City. Swansea making a meal of beating Stoke later.