Here we are, then. Another eight months of this shit.
Reasonable looking roster to kick off the season, with the pick of the bunch probably Moyesy's first stab at the big time at Swansea. Elsewhere Wiggerton inevitably trip up at big spending Norwich and Arsenal put their new warchest galacticos to the test against Villa. Three unedifying spectacles on Sun and Mon to follow.
In the lower divisions, QPR take on Ipswich and Forest host Bolton in early promotion chaser, and undoubtedly shit happens in the Danish league that somebody will literally wank themselves to death over.
Remember to put your last touches to your DiS fantasy and prediction stakes before noon. Gg and hf, guys.