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Because even though I have no idea what he's on about I really enjoy reading them.
and they're mostly great
but I can't remember what it was now
and not with links. might need to re start this one and get the whole story board rolling.
ROSCOE: I hope he links to this one it would be very meta like the sort of thread that John Barth would start on Drowned in Sound
MARLON: Or Mark Z Danielewski Roscoe he might do it as well
ROSCOE: No he wouldn't Marlon (tips his bowler hat to signal that he is to make a profound point) because on Drowned in Sound you can't write in different colours
MARLON: That's true and watch this:
ROSCOE: Yes that atempt at a visual style of writing was messed up by the automated formating or whatever it is
MARLON: You know it keeps me awake at night sometimes
ROSCOE: Let's switch on the television nowit will assuage both of our DEEP FEAR
(MARLON puts the telly on, it is showing LOOSE WOMEN)
DENISE WELCH: And after the adverts we will be having a bit of a chat with Status Quo about their new movie
FRANCIS ROSSI: It's an examination of what identity really means in the 21st century nd how the internet is continuing to shape our lives and relationships. All of which is explored within a highly conceptual medley of our biggest hits thats frammed by thenarrative of me wanting to bang a female cosmonaut
DENISE WELCH: WE LOOK FORD TO IT FRANCIS NOW WATCH AN ADVERT OR TWO
TRAILER NARRATOR: This summer, Vince Vaughan and Owen Wilson do an internship and theyre older than the people there and have less of a knowledge of the itnernet despite not even beign that old
VINCE VAUGHAN: So we gotsta put it on the line
SOME SCREECH LOOKING KID: It's just online
VINCE VAUGHAN: Yeah I know right ON THE LINE
SOME SCREECH LOOKING KID: NAH MATE ONLINE FUGSAKE
VINCE VAUGHAN: ON THE LINE I KILLED THAT OTHER GUY AND ILL MAKE YOU WISH THAT DEATH WAS STILL AN THE CARDS CAPICHE
DENISE WELCH: AND SO IT IS AGREED WE WILL SEND ONE OF OUR NUMBER TO KIDNAP BARRY PRIMSALL AND THEN WE CAN STOP ROSCOE AND MARLON AND FULFIL THE PROPHECY WITH OUR VICTORY
COLLEEN NOLAN: That sounds like a good idea
RUNNER: we're rolling
DENISE WELCH: WHOOPS EE DAFFODIL rIGHT So francis rossi yr film
FRANCIS ROSSI: Yeah, I've been thinking about just how much we can really express about the human condition through these two complimentary mediums: the film medium which is new ground for us to experiment, and playing Rocking All Over The World which I think personally is an art form I have mastered ABOVE ALL OTHERS
COLLEEN NOLAN: Sounds like a pile of shit to me
CAROL VORDERMAN: So it must be good knowing Collens taste in thing
COLLEEN NOLAN: You wanna shut your mouth or I'll show you the square root of my fist in your bottom you ole bastard
(ROSCOE switches off the telly)
ROSCOE: WE GOTTA GET TO BARRY PRIMSALLS HOUSE foreits too late
MARLON: So we can watch the Dog Who Saved Christmas on DVD?
ROSCOE: No Marlon. Fr something marginally less serious
and it makes me feel uncomfortable
I'm basically pretty fucking jealous.
Although I think Passer By was right about these two.