I present to you
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Things-British-People-Dont-Say/528497643858951

MARLON: Roscoe Roscoe come to the Amiga, I have a website to show you

ROSCOE: Hang ye on, let me finish hanging up this pickle. There we go. Now what was it you wished for me to cast mine fair eyes 'pon?

MARLON: This. Look it's a hilarious Facebook page called Things British People Don't Say

ROSCOE: Oh marvellous I love these pages.

MARLON: Look at that one it says The Welsh don't shag sheep har har

ROSCOE: Shrewdly observed that British people never say that. Especially not the Welsh

MARLON: Har har and look this one says about how sunny it is in summer

ROSCOE: Yes! I get it It is because it is usually raining in summer except when it isnt and when its really sunny but noone notices because there too busy talking about how rainy it normal is

MARLON: What a nice page let's read it for ages

(ages pass)

ROSCOE: I grow weary of this page. It's literally just really boring quaint stereotypes and its shit

MARLON: HRURNRMP yes I hate it now. Anyway Drowned in Sound users what are the worst Facebook pages YOU have ever seen? Why not share them and laugh at theem in this thread?

ROSCOE: Who fazackerly are you addressing Marlon?

MARLON: Um... um...

BARRY PRIMSALL: (letting himself in) G'day mates just bin watching the Dog Who Saved Christmas and sampling Pink songs on my Roland SP-404. What's going on, homies?

ROSCOE: Well Marlon was just talking about this Drowned in Sound

BARRY PRIMSALL: Drowned in Sound mate? Well stone the dingoes its a forum they did a thread about my stupid views about hip hop and the hip hop rappers I'll shoe ya

(he does so -- http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4431245)

ROSCOE: What a lot of opinions

MARLON: Wait look at that post

ROSCOE: Well shit me it's... it's the conversation we had when you told me about Barry Primsall and how we all first met

MARLON: Maybe there more

ROSCOE: Oh my look (http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4430556) it's that time we met LMFAO in Birmingham

BARRY PRIMSALL: Crikey mates this is pretty creepy. Dyou know the bloke who's been posting em ... Mute-Branches?

ROSCOE: I recognise that name

MARLON: Yes me too. I remember seeing it on the shirt of that guy... that guy we met awhile ago... I think his name was

ROSCOE & MARLON (simultaneously): TERROR MAN!!

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