MARLON: Roscoe Roscoe come to the Amiga, I have a website to show you
ROSCOE: Hang ye on, let me finish hanging up this pickle. There we go. Now what was it you wished for me to cast mine fair eyes 'pon?
MARLON: This. Look it's a hilarious Facebook page called Things British People Don't Say
ROSCOE: Oh marvellous I love these pages.
MARLON: Look at that one it says The Welsh don't shag sheep har har
ROSCOE: Shrewdly observed that British people never say that. Especially not the Welsh
MARLON: Har har and look this one says about how sunny it is in summer
ROSCOE: Yes! I get it It is because it is usually raining in summer except when it isnt and when its really sunny but noone notices because there too busy talking about how rainy it normal is
MARLON: What a nice page let's read it for ages
ROSCOE: I grow weary of this page. It's literally just really boring quaint stereotypes and its shit
MARLON: HRURNRMP yes I hate it now. Anyway Drowned in Sound users what are the worst Facebook pages YOU have ever seen? Why not share them and laugh at theem in this thread?
ROSCOE: Who fazackerly are you addressing Marlon?
MARLON: Um... um...
BARRY PRIMSALL: (letting himself in) G'day mates just bin watching the Dog Who Saved Christmas and sampling Pink songs on my Roland SP-404. What's going on, homies?
ROSCOE: Well Marlon was just talking about this Drowned in Sound
BARRY PRIMSALL: Drowned in Sound mate? Well stone the dingoes its a forum they did a thread about my stupid views about hip hop and the hip hop rappers I'll shoe ya
(he does so -- http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4431245)
ROSCOE: What a lot of opinions
MARLON: Wait look at that post
ROSCOE: Well shit me it's... it's the conversation we had when you told me about Barry Primsall and how we all first met
MARLON: Maybe there more
ROSCOE: Oh my look (http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4430556) it's that time we met LMFAO in Birmingham
BARRY PRIMSALL: Crikey mates this is pretty creepy. Dyou know the bloke who's been posting em ... Mute-Branches?
ROSCOE: I recognise that name
MARLON: Yes me too. I remember seeing it on the shirt of that guy... that guy we met awhile ago... I think his name was
ROSCOE & MARLON (simultaneously): TERROR MAN!!
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