Christmas desserts
Christmas pudding w/ brandy & custard — I'll just take the custard, thanks, and carry on drinking my wine.
Fruit mince pies — you fucking what now?
Trifle — was never really a fan until a couple of years ago when we gave it a twist by going for summer berries on top of the cream, rather than all sorts of horrible fruits set into the jelly.
Make of the above what you will.
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well mince pies were always fruit weren't they. it's not mince
it's just a name
you're wrong there, son
about which bit?
the first bit
read about it a little bit. its pretty fascinating
nah fuck that
you come in here making stuff up then telling me to go find out about it?! no chance
chocolate truffle torte :)
BITCH
christmas pudding is in my top 5 desserts
always buy a few around the xmas period so I can have one in June
is that how you tried to beat that arson rap?
if Heston Blumenthal can shove an orange in his christmas pudding
why is it not ok for me to light mine with petrol in a bin outside The Bentall centre?
Trifle is one of my favourite desserts.
But only if its a good one from M&S. One with vanilla custard and whipped cream with toasted almonds on top. I am not fussy about the filling.
Don't like Christmas pud but i'll always have a bit as I feel I should.
Don't like mince pies either but figure this out when I'm one bite into one.
It's not traditoinal per se
but my mum always makes a lovely pavlova. So it feels like traditoinal for me.
She also does a clootie dumpling <3
My favourite is the cheese board though. With a whole decanter of port, which I then think I'm oging ot throw up for about 2 hours.
Christmas dinner?
You're hosting, of course.