This profile page is cursed. Those who read it are doomed to receive no satisfactory replies to their subsequent forum posts and go on to have very unfulfilling afternoons. Some are also visited by the creepy long-haired girl-ghost from The Ring (the US remake, not the Japanese original). If you have read this description, you are now cursed. The only way to remove the curse and to evade the terrible fate that awaits the cursed is to post a link to this profile page on the forums, thereby propagating the curse but saving yourself both from the wrath of the Ring-girl and from the frustration and deflation that would otherwise result from seeing your oh-so-witty forum posts being ignored.