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> look around
It is pitch black.
I don't know the word "do".
I don't know the word "sex".
A game about average DiSer :(
to being a place populated by frustrated lonely virgins
oh wait no the other thing
Life is peaceful here.
a splitting headache
there is a man behind the door.
You'll have to get out of bed first.
Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The light is on now.
Bedroom, in the bed
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)
Luckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notcie something in the pocket.
It looks like every other toothbrush you've ever seen.
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways a little.
I don't know the word "thorin".
So many wasted hours. I don't think I ever got off of earth.
The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen better decades, It has a pocket which is closed, and a small look at the back of the collar.
if you don't know the number - here it is
01273 699 082
go back to bed and wait for pizza
when the pizza comes - GO TO THE DOOR and get the pizza - if you dont have any money hen attack the man ordering the pizza!
eat up the pizza - yum yum yum
go back to sleep
what is this witchcraft
It slips through your fumbling fingers and hits the carpet with a nerve-shattering bang.
It's hard to open or close the pocket unless you're wearing the gown.
>wear it then you gypshit
You are now wearing your gown
Opening you gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff.
I don't know the word "masturbate".
You miss the doorway by a good 18 inches. The wall jostles you rather rudely.
i'm not warming to the hero in this epic journey
It dances by you like a thing possessed.
Astoundingly, a bulldozer pokes through your wall. However, you have no time for surprise because the ceiling is collapsing on you as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.
Better luck next life.
Well done DiS.