Antelope

Interests:
My life is like an Enid Blyton school-girl novel

Music taste:
Not enough songs about dinosaurs. http://i.imgur.com/KflTP.jpg

Anything else?:
Let's make a story. Antelope 20 replies 13:32 June 10th, 2013 *~-TiMe To GeT cReAtIvE!!1!-~* One sentence each please. Okay, I'll start below: He woke up on the cold floor feeling ruined, and he almost deserved it. Reply View NestedLinear His head pounding, he slowly pulled himself to his feet. hedgehog | 10 Jun '13, 13:33 | ^ This | Reply The End. stickboy | 10 Jun '13, 13:35 | ^ This | Reply thewarn, Antelope, chris-budget, freddiehubbard, Royter-Hatfood, and meths this'd this :'') you bastard Antelope | 10 Jun '13, 13:40 | ^ This | Reply ma0sm this'd this "It's the end of it all," shouted the woman outside his window. umlaut_ampersand | 10 Jun '13, 13:51 | ^ This | Reply "She's here again" he said to himself, beginning to panic inwardly when recalling the previous occasion she had done this. NoahVale | 10 Jun '13, 14:15 | ^ This | Reply He hid cautiously behind the black silk curtain He did not want to pander to her hungry eyes no longer. marilyninthesky | 10 Jun '13, 14:18 | ^ This | Reply then whomped out her wazzo jugs. matthewslaughter | 10 Jun '13, 14:23 | ^ This | Reply The silky material gently teasing her breasts The solitary loneliness he wanted to feel had now gone. For they were now only separated by silk. marilyninthesky | 10 Jun '13, 14:36 | ^ This | Reply the jugs was well wazzo maybe even bonza. he couldnt tell. matthewslaughter | 10 Jun '13, 14:44 | ^ This | Reply So he walked to the public phone box and reached forward with a coin when suddenly it rang. He picked up, feeling as apprehensive as he was horny. ''THEY ARE WAZZO.'' That single cold statement carried by fibre optic line, then silence. ''Thanks,'' he said to no-one. mute-branches | 10 Jun '13, 16:27 | ^ This | Reply For the record I just wanna say I appretiate the effort put in by hedgehog, umlaut_ampersand, NoahVale, marilyninthesky, matthewslaughter, and I suppose mute-branches, despite your taking liberty with the one sentence rule. *glares at the rest of DiS through tear-stained eye* I'm not angry everyone. I'm just disappointed. Antelope | 11 Jun '13, 14:25 | ^ This | Reply A silence decended as the baying crowd stared at the naked, crying man with a look of pity. ma0sm | 11 Jun '13, 14:49 | ^ This | Reply Until the silence is broken by one man (me) shouting "WANKER" Gashwrecker | 11 Jun '13, 14:52 | ^ This | Reply A filthy brown stream of shit streamed down his leg as the shock of the shout involuntarily relaxed his bowel muscles. ma0sm | 11 Jun '13, 14:55 | ^ This | Reply and in the crowd watching Sven Goran Erikson Gashwrecker | 11 Jun '13, 15:02 | ^ This | Reply Loui_Tacceh this'd this As he shitted simultaneously in sympathy to Antelope's humiliating experience ma0sm | 11 Jun '13, 15:13 | ^ This | Reply And in the crowd watching Sven Goran Erikson Gashwrecker | 11 Jun '13, 15:16 | ^ This | Reply ah now Monkey Dust had its moments Loui_Tacceh | 11 Jun '13, 15:18 | ^ This | Reply good luck with the book. meths | 11 Jun '13, 14:57 | ^ This | Reply