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(i'm john barrowman)

and this woman was an author. AWell, it only turned out that she is actually a very famous author.

THE END.

I'm one of those girls out of the sofa adverts they show before Coronation Street

so yeah kind of

That's me, that is.

Im one of the Indian guys from Emmerdale.

(I dont watch emmerdale, but someone yesterday was so insistent that I looked like a guy from the show that im starting to think maybe I am)

although its voice is someone else

I advertised some spoons for House of Fraser when I was a baby.

I was the voice! What are the chances!!

louise mensch

so yes.

If so, yes.

She wasn't jilly cooper though. She live sin franc eand she lives a self-sufficient lifestye with pigs. THE PONCE. yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umB-gyZptNs

exactly

I am on Tv every wednesday night :) And Im going to be in a BBC *drama* nbext year. And I will totally not go on and on about it. forever.

does that count?

My mistake.

with hindsight, not the most tasteful opportunity to have taken.

I was a baby and as such, my brain wasn't fully formed. I'll call my mum later as I didn't ever receive a bean for this gig. I feel exploited, thinking about it

WELL DONE PO

I reckon.

But no - the baby gets the gig. What a joke.

ARE YOU ACTUALLY DAPWELL?

Dear Dapwell, how do I become a hypeman?

and that?

<safety wink>

so, so coy

But I am not famous.

by most accounts, he became less nice as a result

that is a shame

Now, quick, I need you in the jewish thread!

He's a fuckin muppet though.

but then again, i am so...

You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".

I am Dapwell's hypeman though

but i cant think of any famous new zealanders who live in london. So maybe he's lying about being from new zealand.

Balonz could probably tell us, i think those two meet up and spend days working out jokes to tell on dis between them for the rest of the month.

I genuinely missed the memo.

openly posted on here a while ago, going mental. That was very amusing. All because people said his band weren't (aren't) as good as Interpol.

from the internet

that's pretty famous.

he was busting for a shit

barely knows how to use the internet

and they didn't believe me and asked why I hung around with 5-year-olds.

I do think he's a starfucker.

I'm going to get you to autograph me when I'm up in manc in a few weeks andvthen get it made into a tattoo <3

i was nearly in an advert for walker's. they wanted to put my face on the packets, too.

Did you go to the wedding?

i was out of the coyntry

Sad times. It looked like a fun day.
Is your connection on your mum or dad's side?

when we were younger. He got down to the final three then when he did not get it he descended into a crack addled rent boy in his despondency...

Nah he is alright lives in Barcelona now.

no blood in common with that daft fat-head

i could be Jessica Ennis for all you know. (I'm not)

then we can a have a DiS Theon Greyjoy Q&A

it'd be great

to keep your secret hidden

How do you get your shirt so clean?

(Theon Greyjoy is the character Alfie Allen plays in Game of Thrones)

(a truck is a motor vehicle designed to transport cargo)

while alfie's mum watched

i could have taken an educated guess at what theon greyjoy was i suppose. i've not seen GoT though.

i could have

wear larger t-shirts, thanks.

so i said 'i'm not Mike Diver' and the guy said 'no I didn't mean you' and Mike Diver said 'i'm Mike Diver' so i think that means he was famous

but I play one on TV.

maybe i am famous

sean you can have my ring if you fix the site

but once upon a time I managed to convince another forum that I was Nick McCabe from Verve.

I will! You'll see

(please tell me you have nice handwriting. Also, we're not doing it on my tit a la jeremy beadle.)

Mindblowing

OH that reminds me, were you at some fancy do with yr boss last night? Only my mate uploaded a photo to fb of him and, you know, a famous person

Because Lily and Alfie's mum is called Alison. She has one sister and only one sister called Jill. Your mum is not called Jill. Therefore you're talking rubbish.

viney, you've ropbalby seen it from stalking my FB, you prevert.

Tit a la JB. It would be like a deformed little chickadee in some kind of foul syrupy liquor like buckfast.

I have.

Was it defo taken last night? The big man was still milling around the office when I left at 8. I know this, because he yelled after me 'HALF DAY IS IT, LULU?' when I tried to slope off out the back door. he's a drak horse. HWo was teh famous? We have an end of series party for the show week after next with 'mystery guests'. If it's bloody Debra I'm not bloody going.

Inside a marquee at a very wet highland games. Actually, i think I untagged that, so it will be on my friend's FB. Ass you were.

HI

Theo (not GB)

also, drak horse sounds like a terrible thing

He's cute.
I want to be a drak horse.

i don't know if maybe it's not as common in south africa but a fair number of people choose to go by their middle name. i'll explain it over tea <3

your Mum's name is not Beatrice.

or Jill's middle name?

I agree, I will not say it here. But I can confirm it isn't Beatrice.

definitely