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nope
in my case, not so secretly
(i'm john barrowman)
hang on will the real John Barrowman please stand up?
I'm James May
I'm the little bald man from the gadget show.
with the glasses?
wear larger t-shirts, thanks.
there's a forum I used ot post on
and this woman was an author. AWell, it only turned out that she is actually a very famous author.
THE END.
NO!
YES!
She wasn't jilly cooper though. She live sin franc eand she lives a self-sufficient lifestye with pigs. THE PONCE. yes.
Is it that woman that writes shit books about chocolat(e)
and that?
Bit rude about the french there
and on darcy's birthday too
oh yeah I just remembered
I'm one of those girls out of the sofa adverts they show before Coronation Street
As if I watch coronation street you apron
I'm on TOWIE
so yeah kind of
hi
you remember Ben from Why don't You....?
That's me, that is.
I'd love this to be true.
I appeared in the background on a report into Milly Dowler
with hindsight, not the most tasteful opportunity to have taken.
Ray Parlour
Yes?
Im one of the Indian guys from Emmerdale.
(I dont watch emmerdale, but someone yesterday was so insistent that I looked like a guy from the show that im starting to think maybe I am)
I played the car in Knight Rider
although its voice is someone else
huh
I was the voice! What are the chances!!
no, Mr Feeny off Boy Meets World was the voice
define famous
I advertised some spoons for House of Fraser when I was a baby.
what do babies know about spoons?
what does ANYONE know about spoons?
exactly
I know more than a baby
I reckon.
But no - the baby gets the gig. What a joke.
dunno, man
I was a baby and as such, my brain wasn't fully formed. I'll call my mum later as I didn't ever receive a bean for this gig. I feel exploited, thinking about it
Your mum is rolling in all that baby-spoon-advert cash
i hear that Balonz is actually
louise mensch
Is she the little bald man from the gadget show?
If so, yes.
Maybe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umB-gyZptNs
that's very unpleasant viewing all round
apologies
Jesus, ripping a guy's eye out just in a bar fight?
It's a good way to win a bar fight though tbf
in fairness it was a fight over pub cubicle access
he was busting for a shit
I played the part of the coin in The Queen's Nose
so yes.
Seriously though
I am on Tv every wednesday night :) And Im going to be in a BBC *drama* nbext year. And I will totally not go on and on about it. forever.
sorry, you said FAMOUS
My mistake.
got that Babestation slot, then?
WELL DONE PO
you've definitey not talked about yourself enough already today.
<safety wink>
I know!
Now, quick, I need you in the jewish thread!
which program are you on?
I genuinely missed the memo.
Sucking off Chris during Dynamo
I'm a media hate figue
does that count?
I'm Das Racist's hype man
sit down man
IS THIS TRUE?
ARE YOU ACTUALLY DAPWELL?
Dear Dapwell, how do I become a hypeman?
Sorry I was lying
I am Dapwell's hypeman though
no i'm dapwell's hypeman
can I be your hypeman then
I'm Dapwell's hypeman's fluffer
you're all lying
anyway, i'm not famous but my cousin is
why haven't you mentioned this before
so, so coy
i have mentioned it before
my cousin was famous for a while
by most accounts, he became less nice as a result
really?
that is a shame
*cousins
yeah, i sort of forget about alf
I'm on camera packaging.
But I am not famous.
i'm Moses Kiptanui
There's some muppet from emmerdale that posts on a forum I use.
He's a fuckin muppet though.
YOU USE OTHER FORUMS?!?
Only on those rarest of days when this one is rubbish.
I WOULD IMAGINE NOT
but then again, i am so...
i'm dave benson phillips
Hi I'm Troy McClure.
You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".
Username?
Um... he's in Game of Thrones
that's pretty famous.
I KNEW THERE'D BE AT LEAST ONE
haha, alfie doesn't post on here you goon
barely knows how to use the internet
:o Lily and Alfie
Did you go to the wedding?
i was out of the coyntry
:(
Sad times. It looked like a fun day.
Is your connection on your mum or dad's side?
my mum and their mum.
no blood in common with that daft fat-head
cat_race can you get Alfie Allen to start an account
then we can a have a DiS Theon Greyjoy Q&A
it'd be great
what's theon greyjoy?
what's a truck?
(Theon Greyjoy is the character Alfie Allen plays in Game of Thrones)
(a truck is a motor vehicle designed to transport cargo)
i know what a truck is
I don't buy that for a second
i work for a logistics company!
i could have taken an educated guess at what theon greyjoy was i suppose. i've not seen GoT though.
i could have
How are they connected? Their mum and your mum?
in the way that would make her my aunt and alfie and lil my cousins
But your Mum's name isn't Jane.
cat_race's mum threw a tennis ball over the rood and ran round to catch it
while alfie's mum watched
that's true actually
yes, that is correct
Or Jill.
are you disputing my claims?
Yes.
Because Lily and Alfie's mum is called Alison. She has one sister and only one sister called Jill. Your mum is not called Jill. Therefore you're talking rubbish.
:D
what do you think you know about my extended family?
i don't know if maybe it's not as common in south africa but a fair number of people choose to go by their middle name. i'll explain it over tea <3
Jill's middle name is Beatrice
your Mum's name is not Beatrice.
i'm afraid you are mistaken
With your mum's name
or Jill's middle name?
i'm not naming my mother on DiS
But I know your Mum's name.
I agree, I will not say it here. But I can confirm it isn't Beatrice.
you appear to think you know that, yes
I'm really enjoying this
alfie's his cousin you idiot
always thought lucien was famous and that's why he never hooks up with meths
but i cant think of any famous new zealanders who live in london. So maybe he's lying about being from new zealand.
Balonz could probably tell us, i think those two meet up and spend days working out jokes to tell on dis between them for the rest of the month.
I don't think he's famous
I do think he's a starfucker.
Sub-thread: Do you think anyone on here is secretly an infamous person?
I'm Tate from the band Little Man Tate
Tom Smith from Editors
openly posted on here a while ago, going mental. That was very amusing. All because people said his band weren't (aren't) as good as Interpol.
If it's any consolation to Tom I now think The Editors put out better music than Interpol
I'm andyvine
from the internet
I was telling someone about you (and your dog)
and they didn't believe me and asked why I hung around with 5-year-olds.
Here, cleanshirt
How do you get your shirt so clean?
I put it in the wash with your fucking dog, mate.
That's no way to talk about your mu
m
hi andyvine
I'm going to get you to autograph me when I'm up in manc in a few weeks andvthen get it made into a tattoo <3
You'd better
you wait
I will! You'll see
(please tell me you have nice handwriting. Also, we're not doing it on my tit a la jeremy beadle.)
I want to go to a restaurant where they serve 'tit a la jeremy beadle'
there's a photo somewhere that Im definitely not posting
viney, you've ropbalby seen it from stalking my FB, you prevert.
Tit a la JB. It would be like a deformed little chickadee in some kind of foul syrupy liquor like buckfast.
Tit tombola?
I have.
no, jeremy beadle with his wonky hand inside my top
Inside a marquee at a very wet highland games. Actually, i think I untagged that, so it will be on my friend's FB. Ass you were.
Ass
I have incredible handwriting
Mindblowing
OH that reminds me, were you at some fancy do with yr boss last night? Only my mate uploaded a photo to fb of him and, you know, a famous person
no, i was relaxing with boy2 last night! (the non arm)
Was it defo taken last night? The big man was still milling around the office when I left at 8. I know this, because he yelled after me 'HALF DAY IS IT, LULU?' when I tried to slope off out the back door. he's a drak horse. HWo was teh famous? We have an end of series party for the show week after next with 'mystery guests'. If it's bloody Debra I'm not bloody going.
Not defo
Theo (not GB)
also, drak horse sounds like a terrible thing
Oh! theo Peeeee.
He's cute.
I want to be a drak horse.
I'm Sylvester McCoy
hi falko
I'm the messiah
i was nearly in an advert for walker's. they wanted to put my face on the packets, too.
Im the 3rd iteration of the milky bar kid
I'm Spartacus
im not the frosties kid
how can someone be secretly famous?
easy
i could be Jessica Ennis for all you know. (I'm not)
but you would say that
to keep your secret hidden
A freind was nearly the Milky Bar Kid
when we were younger. He got down to the final three then when he did not get it he descended into a crack addled rent boy in his despondency...
Nah he is alright lives in Barcelona now.
You are non secretly famous!
HI
I'm famously secret
i think you've told us too much
once i was DJing with Mike_Diver at ATP and someone said 'are you Mike Diver?'
so i said 'i'm not Mike Diver' and the guy said 'no I didn't mean you' and Mike Diver said 'i'm Mike Diver' so i think that means he was famous
i do get asked if i am ste out of burnst with weird regularity
maybe i am famous
I don't think ste out of burnst is as famous as cat_race
probably not
I'm not a famous person
but I play one on TV.
chris_is_cool for sure
yes i'm lebron james
sean you can have my ring if you fix the site
As if I'd say.
no
but once upon a time I managed to convince another forum that I was Nick McCabe from Verve.
I'm Julian Joachim.
I'm Julian Joachim!
i don't think famous people tend to have office jobs
what about all the ones from the office?
they are actors
Ricky Otto
definitely
take it to the matthews bridge!
loves to get blotto
I'm Kevin's mate, Paul, from The Wonder Years.