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absolutely anything you want
We don't even have a can opener.
i love you two
But its gone missing somehow. I think we threw it away.
BUT ITS BESIDES THE POINT.
Download a set of actualrial tables from the internet
Count the days until it says you're likely to die.
You can vicariously absorb their affection for each other and it's not crushing and alienating at all
but sometimes I get left alone for a day or even a weekend very occasionally. I usually fritter it away by cooking something wacky which my other half doesn't like, go on long walks, then sit and drink heavily while listening to music. I am very glad I do have a girlfriend otherwise most of my days and weekends would probably consist of that, I am not great at instigating socialising.
live vicariously through my friends
don't tidy up anywhere near as often as i should
spend far too much time and money on dating sites
You're fooling no-one.
I'd miss that if I was in a relationship. being a tremendous flirt is pretty great.
nothing creepy about my style. I'm an extremely nice guy and as a result, women enjoy my company. see you later
it's like a full stop
what I do know is that you're a tedious prick. please get off my ass.
what's your problem, buddy? I talk to women, you link stupid images.
see you later
I talk on DiS also. I'm not planning on seeing you later either?
you're a particularly poor poster. gonna avoid you from now on. good day, sir
are you feeeling ok?
people who try and be all DROPPING A BIG TRUTH BOMB and then toss a casual/dismissive goodbye at the end, and then keep on posting. way to undermine yourself, belters.
he just says bye all the time. it's weird./
cheers, see you later.
snortlol'd out loud at this.
pricks like coco don't believe a word I say. what's the point in entering into a conversation when all he'll (and others) will do is poo-poo my every word.
don't really care whether people believe that I'm confident talking to girls or not.
this conversation must end now
kind of like it
Even a bit of flirting's alright.
that's pretty much it
but to be fair i probably would have done that anyway.
whether I'm single or in a ocuple. ALone is amazing. It's taken me a while to realise this, tohugh.
hope you don't mind
wouldn't have if she had put that at the start though. maverick
so much this
Tinychat 2010/11 hardcore crew <3
because being alone for a long time is kind of self destructive i think
or ive come to experience anyway
Eat enough dinner for two people.
Be mean to people and not have to suffer the consequences as much.
walk at your own pace. go to the cinema in the morning. have the window open in the night.
You get to go on fun first dates. Experience first kisses. You go out a lot more with your girl friends. Your time is your own - you don't have to check with someone if there is something planned. Christmas is cheaper and less stressful. You get to spread out across the whole of the bed. You don't have someone moaning at you about silly little things - like if you haven't taken your plate to the kitchen, if you came home drunk and made a noise, if you spent too long in the bathroom. You don't have to fight someone for the TV. You can change the channel when ANY sport comes on.
except the sport bit
it's just golf innit
how wet did your keyboard get from the falling tears as you typed this
Kiss a lot more girls
Riddle my laptop with viruses
but it was 6 years ago. It'd take me bloody ages to get good at it again. Doesn't seem worth the effort.
If I'm alone in our home now I'm constantly talking to a non existant Steve cos I forget he's not there cos I'm so used to him being there. I'd also have to take care of myself and be learn how to be independent and stuff all over again.
Sometimes it makes you have an existential crisis, but mostly you put your hands behind your back, smoke a cigar and think *Goddamn I'm a total don*
By far the best thing about singledom is being free to slay a lot of hot puss.
Watch alot of xfiles
Drink beer and take ket
Don't know why I ever get with chicks
One minute you're reading G2, the next you think you're a pig/chair hybrid and are trying to climb into a shoe
usually play whatever game I'm playing for the week. X-com took a lot of time up recently
Right? Most people do that.
is as a single man so I was just making an assumption.
92 REPLIES, GUYS. NINETY TWO.
when I'm balls deep in your mater familias.
wish we had them here
Drink wine from the bottle
Although also read a lot, which is a nice treat.
For example, I forgot to put on vegetables by the time my steak was almost done, so I just had steak and lots of mild salsa for dinner.
But I'll pretend I ate said dinner while in my pyjamas, having just got in from work.
I ate six mini spring rolls with a side helping of halloumi the other day
and write ridiculous articles for women's lifestyle magazines.
In voice of Todd Rivers/Lucien Sanchez.
wouldn't go down THAT well with my boyf if he was in
singing along to Accident & Emergency at a loud volume is one of my favourite things to do when I'm completely alone
watching TV on my own and dancing to theme tunes / music between scenes