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I'm a bit busy so please can you do all the work to add the creepy crawlies please?
bloody hell, man.
I he used to live in an inexplicable recess in the wall of the computer room that had a small cupboad door (there was no reason or purpose to this, so it was obvious that this was HerBerts house (we couldnt identify the gender hence the name. I was HerBerts keeper and interpreter.
If we had a decision to make, but no information or guidance to make it upon (just that we would have to flip a coin) I would ask HerBert and HerBert let me know what we should do. All the shift abided by this decision.
We only consulted HB on evening and night shifts, we had to wear suit and ties during the day and this would have alarmed HB.
I wonder I HerBert has any friends who are also good at this
It was the spring, and on a willow branch I spotted HBs reincarnation, it was like a willow leaf bud with lots of downy hair on the back, except this felt like HerBert. So HerBert II was installed in the house of HerBert and the continued with the decision making.
his stage name was Box
once caught a fly (whom we christened Fiona)
He managed to find a way to securely hew into a small module.
This was then (VERY FIRMLY) secured to an IBM3480 magnetic tape device spool and put it into fast rewind.
Sounds cruel? not at all.
On removing the module and opening it up, Fiona just casually walked out and over his hand and then flew away with a quizzical air. This was repeated several times, but it did not seem to affect her flying ability, conclusions - flies cant get dizzy
Seems viable, I guess, seeing as humans get dizzy cos of the liquid in their ears (right?). :-D
he was great.