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I certainly advise it.
to make eyes at your mum.
appearing and disappearing from the water like a scared animal. it passes the time.
but not on it.
When i was younger my first bf was messing about after we had been doing a bit of business in his parents livingroom. He was walking about sticking a small plastic ball into his willy and doing weird voices and impressions.
Then his sister walked in.
as in into the shaft?
urrrrrgh, It was funny at the time.
A few other people's but never my own.
angle your penis willy so the openy bit is is flat like a mouth. then make two 3mm dots using a marker pen in traditional eye formation above the mouth. it's better fun than not doing it.
with this new face?