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my PA (boyfriend) does it for me.
DiS never ceases to amaze me
you've lost me.
i would love to buy you a drink one day
when i pressed reply then and everything slid like it does those oppresive boxes came down the page.
I wish they were more fun though, they're not as fun as some of the other things that happen that shouldn't happen, like double posting
all the way accross the board
Like Prince in Under the Cherry Moon
nice to meet ya!
lift it up and place it against your ear remembering to say something to let the other person know that someone's there. Or if it's a mobile phone press a button (often a green one or one that says "yes", maybe check your manual) and then place against your ear. It's not too hard. You get used to it after a while.
^filters out the time wasters
Or a Homer Simpson "mmmm-eeee-yelloh" if I am feeling fruity.
sorry she's not available for your call right now.
FIRST THING SAAID IS A LOW DDEEP FART
What is it