Forzaborza's obsessive compulsion has actually gotten genuinely cringeworthy the closer the Spurs United game has approached, so I thought I'd kickstart this by concentrating on the other fixtures arriving in your face this saturday and sunday.
First up we have the spectacle of two former world-straddling collossi attempting to gum each other to death. Expect Liverpool to win, their problems have always come against the lower division. Wigan will be hoping their opponents don't address their swandive against them, West Brom will be seeing if their recent rejuvenation is worth anything against Villas Crisas, QPR seriously need something aside from suspensions off Everton, and the two of the worst teams to ever grace the Premiership will be attempting to out-disgrace each other at Ewood.
On Sunday there's the Tyne/Wear derby to look forward to, could be anything that really. Wolves badly need a point at Fulham.
Thoughts/predications/fantasy shit nobody cares about?