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He hid it and then got naked and started playing his cock as if it was a guitar.
But my friend John said he found his Dad's cockring and a black and white photo of his parents fucking (citation required).
But apparently Big Dave once found Sheffield Kev's mum's anal beads between the sofa cushions when he was there for his brother's birthday
man the internet would be dull if everyone just said yes and no
But my youngest brother found a used cock-ring of my second youngest brother on the stairs. The same second-youngest brother 'hid' a mint-flavoured condom wrapper under a roll of toilet paper. As it gradually unravelled with each bowel movement, a little bit more of the wrapper was exposed.
not him in it, god no, but a crappy VHS from the 90s. Never saw one "going in" before that. It had "Daddy's tape" on the side which was a bit creepy. Found some tingly lube in my girlfriend's Dad's bathroom cabinet when we were staying down there. Bit gross that.
and thought it was odd. Then realised it was 'parents' and it was in fact more odd.
which I plan to give her on Valentine's Day.
Plenty of internet pron on his computer though. Loads of the stuff.
but I just remembered the time my dad announced, "I've seen your porn son and it's shit" over Sunday dinner.
the odd discretely concealed nongy in my dad's bedside drawer. My parents were very staid.
So thanks for that.
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When I was about 11 I used to go through my parents'/other people's parents bedrooms looking for stuff like this though. Never succeeded, although Katie Butcher had showed me her mum's dildo the year before and I had no idea what it was.
Something something post/username interface.
Cba to recount this on mobile but will spill my guts tomo if I remember
my mam told me to go into her top drawer cause i wanted to borrow some hairspray or something when i was about 16 and there was some lube in there
brand lube? or like supermarket's own?
i don't know i think i've been hacked. my parents didn't do that sort of thing. i once went into my mum and dads room when we were on holiday and he was just in pants.
When I was a kid, I found a coffee table book with the dust cover reversed at the back of the cupboard where my dad kept his sweaters. It was The Joy of Sex by Dr Alex Comfort, a 1970s publication featuring terrible "realistic" pencil drawings of beardy guys & women with Felicity Kendall hairdos getting it on. I returned to it again and again, too young to really understand it, but fascinated/horrified by the images. I distinctly remember there was an entry (fnarr fnarrr) devoted to "group sex" which had a drawing of a bunch of people sitting around in various stages of fuckingness, being watched by a beardy balding naked guy on the sofa playing the guitar, and a naked child sitting on the floor.
Walked in on my parents fucking one night, too, when I was about 16. Fortunately the light was off. Not a whole lot of eye contact over the family cornflakes next morning.
Serves me right for snooping around and stealing I guess.
At different times as well, once he walked in on my Dad in the bath, another time my Mum's dressing gown fell open. Poor kid.