Stuart Pearce will hold the hand of the walking abortion that is the England national football team until such time as 'arry decides he's ready/has been offered enough money. Who honestly gives a shit.
Handshakes at dawn this weekend. Giggs agrees to a contract extension, truly a player with astonishing longevity, or am I allowed to say that, ho ho. Zambia beat Ghana to get to the final of the Acon, an immense and emotional achievement.