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need sleep, but can't stop reading this: http://lifedeathtoptips.tumblr.com
from years of reading pick me up left in the staff rooms i can confirm all of the readers tips are this great and this bizarre
who are these people?!
but i definitely used to read them every day at work.
and writing in with top tips on how to use sanitary towels to make slippers
you can get a pair of slipper at george at bloody asda for about 3 quid. was it really worth it caroline from leeds? i love the 'take a break' cheese board set. i wonder if they served baby bels.
But he also tried to cook pasta in a kettle and fish fingers in a toaster so who knows
i cannot image the subbing room when they have to start filling these in in the issue.
These are all incredible.
imagine actually doing this
HEY, IT'S REALLY STARTING TO LOOK LIKE "UNCLE" MIKE!
the best one was to push washing up liquid on your conservatory and wait for it to rain and then your windows will be cleaned.
Are a spoof of these (obvs). Some of these are extreme, they could be in Viz as they are...
Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
>WRITE the alphabet around the edge of your ironing board to encourage ghosts to do the work for you.<
And see how many get printed. They pay £20 don't they?
There was a photo, it was brilliant.
i think i'm looking at a picture of a man wearing his auntie's old pink pyjama bottoms cut into shorts. can someone confirm?
Just keep blaming the hat.
Fucksake. FUCK SAKE.
Drunk logic dictates I would prefer to sleep on the floor, or just crash the chair onto the ground rather than carefully remove it
LIz Jones writes in to suggest that you find the used condom after he's comatose, scoop out the little wrigglers and apply them to yourself using a turkey baster. He'll be none the wiser!
We love this! So simple and so cunning, we can't believe we didn't think of it before