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Can someone please link me up?
but the laughs are few and far between
I just assumed anything that started off so well could only be SOLID GOLD.
Timed my water fountain: 35 seconds for 600 mL. Feels much longer.
24secs for 750ml. Not as bad as I was predicting.
fuck me thats quick.
31.2 — hip
17.1 — me
38.5 — meo
no wonder you've got so much spare time to spend on the forums
I think I need to lobby for increased water pressure, citing massively increased productivity as justification.
I am so dehydrated. My lips are very dry and I can't seem to drink enough water.
(ROB - Thread ideas?
1 - Shopping that you HATE
2 - Pronouncing words wrong (inspired by vigaro in the unpopular thread who said that duvet was pronounced ju-vay)
3 - Describe the people who sit near you in work
It'd be George Lazenby playing Bond all over again.
They look more like topics for the hipmeister to run.
My shopping one is inspired by my bra today. The wire has broken loose and is poking me in the boob.
you hate bra shopping?
is it the being felt up by 50yo saleswomen that you don't like, or something else?
i understand that on her majesty's secret service is pretty well-regarded by some. If nothing else, the soundtrack's a cracker. So maybe you'd be the lazenby in a thread with some surprising levels of depth. Or maybe you'd be the theme from on her majesty's secret service.
The position was consolidated when Lazenby accidentally punched a professional wrestler, who was acting as stunt coordinator, in the face, impressing Broccoli with his ability to display aggression. Lazenby won the role based on a screen-test fight scene, the strength of his interviews, fight skills, and audition footage.
I'll be an early appearance by joanna lumley. Let's go.
but I'm very self-conscious after DanielKelly's comments throughout last week
that saw Balonz beat you to the punch last time.
I just want you to be the best Lucien you can be and to be honest, these bozos are holding you back. Where are most them right now, in your time of need?
I'm going to throw myself into the morning threads. They can't be that bad.....I might even start one tomorrow. There are also a few dreams I've had lately which I've been meaning to tell people about
My ^this'ing of mac_daddy's :D should probably be better translated as a :D at mac_daddy's :D rather than as a joint :D at your post. Sorry and all that.