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I mean he caught some stormers in his playing time, but this is one hell of a catch... (sorry)
I can't wait for Bumble's subtle but brilliant references to this.
How The Fuck?!
Lembit Opik + a Cheeky Girl
but I'm not sure any of them cause me to fall off my chair like the combination that I'll now be referring to as Shiz.
Warne can probably take some joy in the forthcoming media berating by ending every reply with 'and don't call us Shurley'.
oh, Ryan Adams + Mandy Moore
Konnie Huq + Charlie Brooker
Eddie Murphy + MEL B????
Vanessa Feltz + man from Phatts and Small (sp)
Jack White + Renee Zellwegger
best of all:
BRAD PITT AND SINITTA??????!?!!?!? YES LOL.
Missed that one. Please tell me it was 'Small'
Do you reckon he pulled her by going up to her and going "HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOOOOUUU?!"
Do you? Do you reckon?
Winner. Big ass man.
Liz is the settler in this pairing, but apparently Warnie is at least four times more popular than her, with something like 220k twitter followers to liz's 50k.
is what I always say when people say i'm dating someone below my league.
I'm in a very low league so beer is essential.
(and it was Pop Idol, at that time, btw)
When Warney's fingering a girl do you reckon he uses the flipper or the slider?
at the bottom...
"MORE RELATED COVERAGE:
Has Warne bowled this maiden over?"
has anyone gone with 'Beer drafted in'? I expect one of the tabloids went for it.
e.g. Hot Beer at the WACA — which, seeing as I'd never heard of Beers (who had?) and am planning on attending a day or two, scared the fuck out of me.
From Bollinger to Beer - kind of sums up Australia's ashes
Maybe when you're used to eating lobster all the time...you want the odd dirty sausage?
before he's spraying it about all over the place.
(Possibly down the leg side even)