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May the day be full of merriment, and stuff.
typing "hedgehog" into wikipedia (to find out how long they live for and therefore come up with a hilarious joke for this thread) and autocomplete popped up suggesting I was typing "hedgehog 20th". THE INTERNET KNOWS!!1!
it's because I am the most famous hedgehog of all (yeah, even more famous than Sonic and those hedgehogs that deal with road safety).
In true hedgehog style I was just about to post my own happy birthday thread but now I don't need to, yay. Thanks!
shame it is so damn cold!
when a hedgehog has a birthday it brings a chill to the world.
unfortunately i dont know any hedgehog jokes, so I guess I'll make one up.
..what did the barman say to the hedgehog?
I've now begun formulating one about a 'head chog', but I know full well I don't have the creativity to make a joke of such complexity in any way funny. Sorry.
I demand more happy birthdays!
i love hedgehogs....they're so cute i always want to pick them up and snuggle their little faces....then i notice the labour lice
as long as you say it's not meant to be creepy, it's not creepy!
OH GOD I'M SO FUNNY/WITTY/AMAZING
but seriously, happy birthday.
etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc.